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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 30 Jan 2026 (Day: 35/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 29 Jan 2026
 
(3) 8 - (8) 16
We Play Like Girls   sd athletic
Division Pos:14
  Division Pos:8
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 77954 8
Player Name 77957 20, 87
Player Name 77953 31, 53
Player Name 77951 62
Player Name 77958 70
Player Name 77946 79  
Stanley Hughes 6, 11, 15, 35, 51, 70, 81
Charlie Sheppard 20, 40, 46, 65, 76
Chad Sheppard 25, 86
Mae Brayne-Patterson 30
Player Name 77943 60 (og)  
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation4 3 3 Attacking
30Possession70
8Shots19
10Fouls10
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
2Offsides6
LongballStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionNormal
AstrosBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 7794230
2P.Name 77943 (29)32
3P.Name 77946 (56)26
4P.Name 7794734
5P.Name 7795127
6P.Name 7795327
7P.Name 7795629
8P.Name 7795739
9P.Name 7795825
10P.Name 7795033
11P.Name 7795430
12P.Name 779520
13P.Name 779440
14P.Name 779410
15P.Name 779550
16P.Name 779490
1C.Smith44
2M.Brayne-Patterson (29)33
3T.Long44
4G.Briggs-horan45
5L.Constable (60)29
6B.Holt-piper (56)33
7J.Leney-Tillet44
8C.Sheppard47
9C.Sheppard48
10S.Hughes47
11J.Purnell31
12J.Overy (56)44
13F.Pryce0
14A.King0
15L.Taylor0
16J.Dallimore0
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsStanley Hugheswith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 8 minsPlayer Name 77954with a strike from the left wing
 11 minsStanley Hughesafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 15 minsStanley Hugheswith a powerful header into the top corner
 20 minsPlayer Name 77957with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 20 minsCharlie Sheppardwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 25 minsChad Sheppardwith a powerful header into the top corner
 29 minsMae Brayne-PattersonFoul and abusive language
 29 minsPlayer Name 77943Foul and abusive language
 30 minsMae Brayne-Pattersonwith a brave flying header
 31 minsPlayer Name 77953with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 35 minsStanley Hugheswith a dink right on the goal line
 40 minsCharlie Sheppardafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 46 minsCharlie Sheppardwith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 51 minsStanley Hugheswith a belter from his own half
 53 minsPlayer Name 77953with a header from the penalty area
 56 minsPlayer Name 77946Shirt pulling
 56 minsBella Holt-piperA sprained wrist
 60 minsLiam ConstableHigh kicking
 60 minsPlayer Name 77943with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 62 minsPlayer Name 77951after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 65 minsCharlie Sheppardwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 70 minsPlayer Name 77958after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 70 minsStanley Hugheswith a belter from the halfway line
 76 minsCharlie Sheppardwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 79 minsPlayer Name 77946with a brave flying header
 81 minsStanley Hugheswith a dink right on the goal line
 86 minsChad Sheppardwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 87 minsPlayer Name 77957from a goal kick
 
 
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Match Report
Losing 16 - 8 really isn't helping We Play Like Girls to avoid the drop.
Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, We Play Like Girls couldn't get themselves arrested.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 77942 to keep goldfish.
After today James Connor cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Mae Brayne-Patterson and Player Name 77943 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's James Connor is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 5 3 formation.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager James Connor after his team's defeat.
The sd athletic goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the We Play Like Girls defence all day long.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
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