Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(1) 2
SAHIN SK				Kingsbury Lions
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Brice Tagg 8, 18, 30, 53, 76, 87 Joe King 40 Robin Banks 65		Bo Nessround 40 (pen) Willie Maykit 79

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	2 5 3
62	Possession	38
18	Shots	6
6	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		85
2	S.Cola		83
3	R.Banks	(60)	79
4	X.Breath		76
5	J.King		88
6	L.Stooth		86
7	R.Banks		79
8	M.DeLawn		75
9	B.Weiser		70
10	V.Veeta		63
11	B.Tagg		87
12	S.Knot		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	V.Veeta		0
16	L.Briccant		0

1	B.Nessround		68
2	L.Tarred		56
3	E.Jewcation		74
4	D.Geruss		83
5	V.Crow		75
6	S.Urai	(61)	66
7	A.Luminum		75
8	A.Rudder		45
9	F.Furter		75
10	A.Meway		79
11	W.Maykit		88
12	A.Choke		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	M.Absent		0
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Brice Tagg	with the bumcheek of God
14 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
18 mins	Brice Tagg	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
26 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Brice Tagg	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
40 mins	Joe King	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
40 mins	Bo Nessround	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Brice Tagg	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
53 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Robin Banks	Squabbling
61 mins	Sam Urai	Obstruction
65 mins	Robin Banks	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Brice Tagg	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
79 mins	Willie Maykit	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
87 mins	Brice Tagg	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

Kingsbury Lions were outplayed for large swathes of this match, mostly though it was all of the first half followed by all the second half. SAHIN SK took full advantage and sent them packing with a 8 - 2 defeat.
What a tactician SAHIN SK manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Lionel Andrews would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Kingsbury Lions's goalie Bo Nessround did little to thwart SAHIN SK's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
When SAHIN SK's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Kingsbury Lions manager Rizan Shah does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
"I had a bad feeling about one from the start, I was a bit anxious when I got to the ground," confessed manager Rizan Shah. "But in all fairness if hadn't been anxious I'd have been worried."
There's not much to cheer about when you lose 8 - 2. For Kingsbury Lions it's a wake-up call, shame they didn't set their alarm clocks to go off before kick-off.

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Butch Gravelneck

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