Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				SAHIN SK
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 67366 15, 61 Player Name 67376 46, 77		Brice Tagg 4, 9, 29, 34, 44, 70 Val Veeta 14, 23, 50 Bud Weiser 39 Frank Furter 55, 80 Shirley Knot 60 Robin Banks 65, 85 Adam Bomb 75 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 3 3
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	17
13	Fouls	6
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 67362		46
2	P.Name 67363		51
3	P.Name 67366	(51)	53
4	P.Name 67367		48
5	P.Name 67371		0
6	P.Name 67373	(27)	48
7	P.Name 67376		49
8	P.Name 67377	(74)	49
9	P.Name 67378		47
10	P.Name 67370		61
11	P.Name 67374		42
12	P.Name 67372		0
13	P.Name 67364		0
14	P.Name 67361		0
15	P.Name 67375		0
16	P.Name 67369		0

1	A.Bomb		79
2	R.Banks		82
3	S.Cola		71
4	X.Breath	(58)	75
5	C.Terbocks		66
6	R.Banks		86
7	B.Weiser		90
8	S.Knot		81
9	V.Veeta		63
10	F.Bisceps		43
11	B.Tagg		89
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	J.King		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	B.Free		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Brice Tagg	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
9 mins	Brice Tagg	with a belter from his own half
14 mins	Val Veeta	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
15 mins	Player Name 67366	with a flick on
18 mins	Adam Bomb	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Val Veeta	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
27 mins	Player Name 67373	Time wasting
29 mins	Brice Tagg	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins	Player Name 67362	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Brice Tagg	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
39 mins	Bud Weiser	from the dressing room
44 mins	Brice Tagg	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
46 mins	Player Name 67376	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
50 mins	Val Veeta	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
51 mins	Player Name 67366	Indecent exposure
55 mins	Frank Furter	from a goal kick
58 mins	Xavier Breath	Faking injury
60 mins	Shirley Knot	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins	Player Name 67366	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Robin Banks	from a free kick
70 mins	Brice Tagg	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
74 mins	Player Name 67377	Head butting
75 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Player Name 67376	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
80 mins	Frank Furter	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Robin Banks	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

SAHIN SK just couldn't stop scoring taking full marks in this resounding 16 - 4 drubbing of We Play Like Girls. Couldn't stop? Wouldn't stop by the looks of it.
We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Player Name 67369 was one of the 2 players whose no-show led to We Play Like Girls's sorry beating today.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 67362 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, SAHIN SK's Lionel Andrews is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
We Play Like Girls boss Rumen Sinigerski who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 16 - 4 scoreline. SAHIN SK are on fire.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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