Match Report

	(7) 17	-	(2) 4
Red Star Wanderers				Athletic Les Fonts
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Dick Tater 4, 13 (pen), 22, 42, 47, 52, 67, 71, 75, 85, 90 Sam Urai 8, 18, 80 Chad Terbocks 27 Andy Gravity 58 (og) Ben Dover 62		Casey Needzit 21, 41, 60 Robin Banks 81

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	3 4 1 2
51	Possession	49
17	Shots	12
11	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Geruss		87
2	W.Piece		46
3	R.Meeblind		70
4	E.Whatarmy		58
5	A.Kaholic		75
6	W.Piece	(54)	44
7	C.Terbocks		89
8	B.Dover		81
9	J.Credible		79
10	S.Urai		82
11	D.Tater		87
12	O.Whackew		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	C.Terbocks		0
15	S.Night		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	A.Sapple		45
2	A.Bomb		72
3	B.Dover		47
4	A.Gravity		58
5	C.Needzit		71
6	O.Whackew		78
7	R.Banks		89
8	P.Zaria		65
9	H.First		64
10	B.Nessround	(49)	47
11	W.Dipoo		45
12	R.Sance		0
13	J.Nasium		0
14	A.Sapple		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	E.Jewcation		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Dick Tater	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
8 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
13 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Sam Urai	with the bumcheek of God
21 mins	Casey Needzit	from a throw in
22 mins	Dick Tater	with a strike from the left wing
27 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a header from the penalty area
37 mins	Dick Tater	blasted a penalty into row z
41 mins	Casey Needzit	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
42 mins	Dick Tater	from the dressing room
47 mins	Dick Tater	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
49 mins	Bo Nessround	Dangerous tackling
52 mins	Dick Tater	from a throw in
54 mins	Warren Piece	Being drunk
54 mins	Casey Needzit	A broken collar bone
58 mins	Andy Gravity	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
60 mins	Casey Needzit	with a powerful header into the top corner
62 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Dick Tater	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Dick Tater	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Dick Tater	with a brave flying header
80 mins	Sam Urai	from the dressing room
81 mins	Robin Banks	with a great volley from 10 yards out
85 mins	Dick Tater	from the dressing room
90 mins	Dick Tater	from a corner

Match Report

Athletic Les Fonts's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 17 - 4 tonking.
If he leads by example then Athletic Les Fonts manager juanca juanca must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Athletic Les Fonts's Ed Jewcation missed the match after spending the morning in casualty when he put his back out getting out of bed.
As own goals go, Andy Gravity's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
Athletic Les Fonts's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
There are less suitable formations for Red Star Wanderers's squad than Sweeper, but Jeremy Ryan would be advised to ignore those too.
Under pressure Athletic Les Fonts boss juanca juanca told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't."
Losing 17 - 4 has to be a low point for Athletic Les Fonts. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

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