Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(9) 15
We Play Like Girls				Kingsbury Lions
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 67376 17, 65, 85 Player Name 67366 44 Player Name 67377 75		Leo Tarred 8 Frank Furter 12, 25, 29, 34, 43, 47, 66, 70, 75 Val Crow 17 Sam Urai 21 Abe Rudder 39 Al Luminum 61 Adam Meway 88

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	18
19	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 67362		46
2	P.Name 67363		51
3	P.Name 67366		53
4	P.Name 67367	(58)	48
5	P.Name 67371		0
6	P.Name 67373		0
7	P.Name 67376	(35)	49
8	P.Name 67377		51
9	P.Name 67378		47
10	P.Name 67370		61
11	P.Name 67374		42
12	P.Name 67372		0
13	P.Name 67364		0
14	P.Name 67361		0
15	P.Name 67375		0
16	P.Name 67369		0

1	B.Nessround		68
2	B.Nessround		44
3	E.Jewcation		66
4	L.Tarred		89
5	P.Zaria	(61)	66
6	D.Geruss	(35)	52
7	V.Crow	(82)	73
8	S.Urai		80
9	A.Luminum		78
10	A.Rudder		45
11	F.Furter		93
12	A.Choke	(82)	82
13	X.Breath		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	A.Meway	(35)	63
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Leo Tarred	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Frank Furter	with a dink right on the goal line
17 mins	Player Name 67376	from a goal kick
17 mins	Val Crow	with the hand of God
21 mins	Sam Urai	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
25 mins	Frank Furter	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
29 mins	Frank Furter	from a free kick
34 mins	Frank Furter	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
35 mins	Player Name 67376	Shirt pulling
35 mins	Dan Geruss	A mild concussion
39 mins	Abe Rudder	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
43 mins	Frank Furter	with a strike from the left wing
44 mins	Player Name 67366	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
47 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
52 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Player Name 67367	Being high as a kite
61 mins	Pete Zaria	Time wasting
61 mins	Al Luminum	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
65 mins	Player Name 67376	with a belter from his own half
66 mins	Frank Furter	with the hand of God
70 mins	Frank Furter	from a throw in
75 mins	Player Name 67377	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins	Frank Furter	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Val Crow	A mild concussion
84 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 67376	from a goal kick
88 mins	Adam Meway	from a corner

Match Report

"15 - 5 to the Kingsbury Lions" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 15 goals against We Play Like Girls with precious little reply.
Rumen Sinigerski may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 67369 missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
We Play Like Girls's keeper, Player Name 67362, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Kingsbury Lions have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 5 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Unless We Play Like Girls buck their ideas up this isn't going to be their season. It's never too late to put a run together.
Kingsbury Lions are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Normal

Soft Pitch