Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(2) 4
SAHIN SK				Herts Heros
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 8, 15, 23, 30, 74, 83 Moe DeLawn 37 Bjorn Free 45, 90 Robin Banks 54 Bud Weiser 68		Aaron Thetires 17 (pen) Jim Nasium 33 Lee Nover 48 Hugo First 81

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 4 2
53	Possession	47
11	Shots	11
6	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire		79
2	R.Banks	(90)	85
3	S.Cola		72
4	J.King		74
5	C.Terbocks		65
6	R.Banks		86
7	B.Weiser		87
8	M.DeLawn		73
9	S.Knot		79
10	B.Free		65
11	V.Veeta		43
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	L.Stooth		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	V.Veeta		0
16	L.Briccant		0

1	H.Seek		45
2	B.Board		48
3	L.Nover	(60)	48
4	A.Luminum		44
5	H.First		46
6	A.Luminum		46
7	V.Crow		47
8	S.Pitt		46
9	J.Nasium		47
10	F.Furter		48
11	A.Thetires		47
12	J.Atrics		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	A.Rudder		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Lou Briccant	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
15 mins	Lou Briccant	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
17 mins	Aaron Thetires	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Lou Briccant	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Lou Briccant	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
33 mins	Jim Nasium	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins	Moe DeLawn	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
45 mins	Bjorn Free	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Lee Nover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
54 mins	Robin Banks	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
60 mins	Lee Nover	Scrapping
64 mins	Aaron Thetires	scuffed a penalty
68 mins	Bud Weiser	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
74 mins	Lou Briccant	with a flick on
81 mins	Hugo First	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
83 mins	Lou Briccant	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Robin Banks	Spitting
90 mins	Bjorn Free	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

You can't let teams like SAHIN SK play their game. When you do, they score goals as Herts Heros found out to their cost with this 11 - 4 drubbing.
Herts Heros are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Moe DeLawn missed the match because he had completely forgotten how to play football. He thought it would be best if he gave the game a miss.
Bjorn Free was the SAHIN SK's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself.
Herts Heros's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Steve Williams most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Herts Heros manager Steve Williams. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
When your team leaves the field 11 - 4 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout SAHIN SK have few cares.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Windy

Soft Pitch