Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(6) 12
We Play Like Girls				Herts Heros
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 67378 24, 64, 84 Player Name 67377 48		Stu Pitt 5 Frank Furter 11, 26 Alf Abet 19, 74 Len DeHand 38 Jim Nasium 44, 62, 81 Bill Board 50 Shirley Knot 68, 86

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	16
14	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 67362		45
2	P.Name 67363		50
3	P.Name 67366		52
4	P.Name 67367	(64)	47
5	P.Name 67371		45
6	P.Name 67373		49
7	P.Name 67376		48
8	P.Name 67377		48
9	P.Name 67378		46
10	P.Name 67370		61
11	P.Name 67374		40
12	P.Name 67372		0
13	P.Name 67364		0
14	P.Name 67361		0
15	P.Name 67375		0
16	P.Name 67369		0

1	H.Seek		45
2	B.Board		48
3	B.Ding		45
4	A.Rudder		48
5	H.First		46
6	L.DeHand		47
7	A.Abet	(75)	46
8	S.Knot		48
9	S.Pitt		46
10	F.Furter		48
11	J.Nasium		47
12	A.Luminum		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	J.Atrics		0
15	A.Thetires		0
16	A.Luminum		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
11 mins	Frank Furter	with a great solo effort
19 mins	Alf Abet	with the hand of God
24 mins	Player Name 67378	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
32 mins	Jim Nasium	blasted a penalty into row z
38 mins	Len DeHand	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
44 mins	Jim Nasium	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Player Name 67377	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
50 mins	Bill Board	with a powerful header into the top corner
62 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Player Name 67367	Time wasting
64 mins	Player Name 67378	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
74 mins	Alf Abet	with a strike from the left wing
75 mins	Alf Abet	Foul and abusive language
81 mins	Jim Nasium	with a flick on
84 mins	Player Name 67378	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
86 mins	Shirley Knot	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

We Play Like Girls's 16th place in the division isn't pretty this season. Nothing to write home about for these guys this season.
With little sign of organisation from manager Rumen Sinigerski, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Player Name 67369 missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 67362 should be locked up.
We Play Like Girls's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Herts Heros's Jim Nasium might have put his penalty kick wide, but boy, there was some power behind that shot.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Steve Williams after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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