Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(11) 24
We Play Like Girls				Red Star Wanderers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 67376 11, 83 Player Name 67377 22, 32, 73 (pen) Player Name 67363 42 Player Name 67367 52 Player Name 67366 62		Sam Urai 4, 15, 18, 35, 42, 45, 59 (pen), 73, 83 Hugh deMann 8, 25 Warren Piece 11, 32, 76 Otto Whackew 28, 63, 70 Chad Terbocks 49, 52, 56 (pen), 80 Al Kaholic 66 Ben Dover 86 Robin Meeblind 89

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	24
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 67362		0
2	P.Name 67363		49
3	P.Name 67366	(60)	52
4	P.Name 67367		47
5	P.Name 67371		45
6	P.Name 67373		49
7	P.Name 67376		48
8	P.Name 67377		46
9	P.Name 67378		46
10	P.Name 67370	(90)	61
11	P.Name 67374		40
12	P.Name 67372	(90)	39
13	P.Name 67364		0
14	P.Name 67361		0
15	P.Name 67375		0
16	P.Name 67369		0

1	D.Geruss	85
2	W.Piece	46
3	R.Meeblind	72
4	A.Kaholic	90
5	H.deMann	77
6	C.Terbocks	92
7	B.Dover	88
8	J.Credible	71
9	O.Whackew	82
10	R.Ingleaves	45
11	S.Urai	92
12	B.Free	0
13	E.Whatarmy	0
14	C.Terbocks	0
15	E.Ible	0
16	W.Piece	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Sam Urai	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Hugh deMann	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
11 mins	Player Name 67376	with a lovely move from the right wing
11 mins	Warren Piece	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Sam Urai	from a free kick
18 mins	Sam Urai	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
22 mins	Player Name 67377	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
22 mins	Hugh deMann	scuffed a penalty
25 mins	Hugh deMann	with a great chip from the left wing
28 mins	Otto Whackew	with a great solo effort
32 mins	Player Name 67377	with a lovely move from the right wing
32 mins	Warren Piece	with a spectacular bicycle kick
35 mins	Sam Urai	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Player Name 67363	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	Sam Urai	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
45 mins	Sam Urai	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a header from the penalty area
52 mins	Player Name 67367	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a throw in
56 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Player Name 67366	Dangerous tackling
62 mins	Player Name 67366	from a corner
63 mins	Otto Whackew	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
66 mins	Al Kaholic	with a header from the penalty area
70 mins	Otto Whackew	from the dressing room
73 mins	Player Name 67377	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Sam Urai	with a spectacular bicycle kick
76 mins	Warren Piece	from a corner
80 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a goal kick
83 mins	Player Name 67376	from a goal kick
83 mins	Sam Urai	with a dink right on the goal line
86 mins	Ben Dover	with a belter from the halfway line
89 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Player Name 67370	A mild concussion

Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, Red Star Wanderers's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. We Play Like Girls should be thankful they kept it to only 24 - 8.
You could give Red Star Wanderers's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Red Star Wanderers's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Most of Red Star Wanderers clearly thought 4 5 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Sam Urai, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 24 - 8 scoreline. Red Star Wanderers are on fire.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Hard Pitch