The Division Sat, 17 Jan 2026

	(13) 26	-	(2) 5
Atletico Beccles				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 2, 14, 27, 38, 41, 47 (pen), 49 (pen), 58, 69, 72, 75, 81 Val Lay 8, 19, 61, 89 Lou Stooth 11 Bud Weiser 22 Abe Rudder 30, 33 Al Kaseltzer 36, 63, 66, 78 Lou Sirr 44 Abbie Birthday 87 (pen)		Player Name 67376 16, 49, 65, 83 Player Name 67378 33

Match Statistics
2 3 2 1 2		Formation		5 2 3
62		Possession		38
26		Shots		10
6		Fouls		13
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		3
Use Wings		Style		Use Wings
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 S.Dup 82 2 A.Luminum 73 3 V.Lay 92 4 X.Breath 64 5 L.Sirr 78 6 L.Stooth (59) 48 7 E.Whatarmy 79 8 C.Mass 88 9 A.Rudder (65) 75 10 B.Weiser (30) 74 11 K.Dewitt 84 12 A.Birthday (65) 66 13 R.Sance 0 14 B.Dover 0 15 A.Kaseltzer (30) 91 16 V.Lay 0		1 P.Name 67362 0 2 P.Name 67363 49 3 P.Name 67366 52 4 P.Name 67367 46 5 P.Name 67371 45 6 P.Name 67373 49 7 P.Name 67376 47 8 P.Name 67377 46 9 P.Name 67378 46 10 P.Name 67370 60 11 P.Name 67374 40 12 P.Name 67372 0 13 P.Name 67364 0 14 P.Name 67361 0 15 P.Name 67375 0 16 P.Name 67369 0

Time		Person	Description
2 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
8 mins		Val Lay	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
11 mins		Lou Stooth	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
14 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a strike from the left wing
16 mins		Val Lay	scuffed a penalty
16 mins		Player Name 67376	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins		Val Lay	with a great solo effort
22 mins		Bud Weiser	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
27 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
30 mins		Bud Weiser	A mild concussion
30 mins		Abe Rudder	with a flick on
33 mins		Abe Rudder	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
33 mins		Player Name 67378	with a brave flying header
36 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
41 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins		Lou Sirr	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins		Player Name 67376	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
59 mins		Lou Stooth	Spitting
61 mins		Val Lay	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
63 mins		Al Kaseltzer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
65 mins		Abe Rudder	A broken arm
65 mins		Player Name 67376	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
66 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a strike from the left wing
69 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
72 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
75 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
78 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a great chip from the left wing
81 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins		Player Name 67376	with a dink right on the goal line
87 mins		Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins		Val Lay	with a header from the penalty area

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Match Report

Atletico Beccles just couldn't stop scoring taking full marks in this resounding 26 - 5 drubbing of We Play Like Girls. Couldn't stop? Wouldn't stop by the looks of it. What a tactician Atletico Beccles manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Alistair Black would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning. It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 67362 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch. An almighty performance by Atletico Beccles's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack. We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 5 2 3 formation as they would if boss Rumen Sinigerski sent them out in dresses. A grinning Bud Weiser told the press: "Alistair Black has the Midas touch at the moment. He's responsible for our golden performances." Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive Atletico Beccles. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed We Play Like Girls.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Hot	Normal Pitch