Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(2) 5
Kingsbury Lions				SAHIN SK
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Frank Furter 5, 10, 16, 21, 32, 52, 57, 62, 73, 78, 83, 88 Dan Geruss 37 Artie Choke 48		Adam Bomb 18 (pen) Bjorn Free 35 Frank Furter 50, 64, 77

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
62	Possession	38
15	Shots	9
6	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		69
2	L.Tarred		52
3	X.Breath		64
4	E.Jewcation		77
5	P.Zaria	(90)	65
6	V.Crow		87
7	D.Geruss		88
8	A.Choke		82
9	S.Urai		80
10	A.Luminum		76
11	F.Furter		94
12	A.Rudder		0
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	A.Meway		0
16	P.Zaria		0

1	A.Bomb		81
2	S.Cola		71
3	R.Banks		71
4	X.Breath		69
5	C.Terbocks	(57)	58
6	B.Free		63
7	B.Weiser		73
8	S.Knot		67
9	M.DeLawn	(90)	63
10	F.Bisceps		43
11	L.Briccant		74
12	V.Veeta	(90)	59
13	S.Knot		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	B.Tagg		0
16	J.King		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Frank Furter	with a strike from the left wing
10 mins	Frank Furter	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
16 mins	Frank Furter	with a thunderous shot from distance
18 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Frank Furter	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
26 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
32 mins	Frank Furter	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great solo effort
37 mins	Dan Geruss	with a lovely move from the right wing
44 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
48 mins	Artie Choke	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
50 mins	Frank Furter	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Frank Furter	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Chad Terbocks	Shirt pulling
57 mins	Frank Furter	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Frank Furter	with a thunderous shot from distance
64 mins	Frank Furter	with a great solo effort
68 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins	Frank Furter	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
77 mins	Frank Furter	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Frank Furter	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Frank Furter	from a goal kick
88 mins	Frank Furter	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Pete Zaria	Spitting
90 mins	Moe DeLawn	A mild concussion

Match Report

SAHIN SK conceded 14 in 90 minutes for this 14 - 5 hammering against Kingsbury Lions. Quite a feat when you think about it.
If he leads by example then SAHIN SK manager Lionel Andrews must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Joe King was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
SAHIN SK's keeper Adam Bomb is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Scouts were spotted watching SAHIN SK's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Moe DeLawn was going down so often you'd think he was making a blue movie. After leaving the game nursing a mild concussion it was announced he'll be out for the next 2 weeks.
The poor showing from their team left the fans disenchanted. "SAHIN SK are just like an old bra," one commented. "They've no cups and very little support."
After a hammering like this SAHIN SK's manager Lionel Andrews must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

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Lewis Lummox

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