Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(1) 4
Kingsbury Lions				Red Star Wanderers
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Willie Maykit 5, 16, 33, 40, 59, 66, 72 Frank Furter 11, 27, 53, 83 Ed Jewcation 47 Leo Tarred 77		Ben Dover 39 Sam Urai 55, 70 Ed Ible 86

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	1 8 1
69	Possession	31
18	Shots	6
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		70
2	H.Mungous		75
3	L.Tarred		71
4	X.Breath	(63)	68
5	E.Jewcation		85
6	P.Zaria	(59)	63
7	D.Geruss		89
8	V.Crow		79
9	A.Luminum		76
10	F.Furter		83
11	W.Maykit		93
12	S.Urai		0
13	R.Kleiner	(59)	43
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	A.Meway		0
16	A.Choke		0

1	C.Terbocks	74
2	E.Whatarmy	47
3	B.Dover	81
4	O.Whackew	79
5	C.Terbocks	72
6	E.Ible	62
7	S.Urai	62
8	W.Piece	46
9	D.Tater	62
10	R.Meeblind	45
11	A.Kaholic	45
12	W.Piece	0
13	A.Hugnkiss	0
14	D.Geruss	0
15	H.deMann	0
16	F.Furter	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Willie Maykit	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
11 mins	Frank Furter	with a belter from the halfway line
16 mins	Willie Maykit	with a strike from the left wing
22 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Frank Furter	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
33 mins	Willie Maykit	from a free kick
39 mins	Ben Dover	with the bumcheek of God
40 mins	Willie Maykit	from a goal kick
47 mins	Ed Jewcation	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
53 mins	Frank Furter	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
55 mins	Sam Urai	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
59 mins	Pete Zaria	A mild concussion
59 mins	Willie Maykit	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
63 mins	Xavier Breath	Head butting
66 mins	Willie Maykit	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
70 mins	Sam Urai	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
72 mins	Willie Maykit	from a corner
77 mins	Leo Tarred	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
83 mins	Frank Furter	from a free kick
86 mins	Ed Ible	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

At 13 - 4, Red Star Wanderers decided to cut their loses and left the pitch 10 minutes early to avoid further humiliation by Kingsbury Lions.
Rizan Shah, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
The ball was at the feet of the Kingsbury Lions players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Red Star Wanderers's Chad Terbocks is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Scouts were seen watching Kingsbury Lions's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Despite insisting he would start for Kingsbury Lions, Pete Zaria misses out due to a mild concussion.
With results like this, Red Star Wanderers are facing a bleak season like a hungry dog at dinner time. Sitting at the foot of the table and begging for scraps.
After shipping 4 goals, Kingsbury Lions must have wished that sheer rockface would turn into a yawning chasm and swallow them up.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Hard Pitch