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MATCH REPORT
Thu, 29 Jan 2026 (Day: 34/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Tue, 27 Jan 2026
 
(6) 14 - (1) 3
Athletic Les Fonts   Bedwell Wanderers
Division Pos:3
  Division Pos:15
 
Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 6, 26
Robin Banks 13, 32, 46, 77
Pete Zaria 19, 39, 64, 90
Hugo First 52, 58, 83
Casey Needzit 71  
Dick Tater 21, 60, 81  
 
Match Statistics
3 4 1 2Formation3 2 2 3
68Possession32
17Shots9
6Fouls10
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
5Offsides2
LongballStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1W.Dipoo88
2A.Bomb81
3J.Nasium (90)45
4A.Gravity73
5C.Needzit79
6B.Ding80
7R.Banks92
8O.Whackew70
9A.Sapple44
10H.First82
11P.Zaria77
12A.Sapple0
13B.Dover0
14D.Lect0
15B.Nessround0
16J.Frayed0
1R.Sance60
2E.Whatarmy66
3S.Down45
4U.Daway63
5S.Dup48
6M.Rohsopht47
7W.Dipoo67
8E.Whatarmy75
9R.Banks50
10S.Cola48
11D.Tater (90)47
12W.Melon0
13B.Early0
14A.Gravity0
15R.Sance0
16A.Structible0
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsOtto Whackewwith a brave flying header
 13 minsRobin Banksafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 19 minsPete Zariaafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 21 minsDick Taterafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 26 minsOtto Whackewwith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 32 minsRobin Banksfrom the dressing room
 39 minsPete Zariawith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 41 minsRenee Sanceblasted a penalty into row z
 46 minsRobin Bankswith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 52 minsHugo Firstfrom a goal kick
 58 minsHugo Firstafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 60 minsDick Taterwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 64 minsPete Zariawith an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 71 minsCasey Needzitwith the bumcheek of God
 77 minsRobin Banksfrom a corner
 81 minsDick Taterfrom a goal kick
 83 minsHugo Firstwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 90 minsJim NasiumObstruction
 90 minsDick TaterShirt pulling
 90 minsPete Zariawith a strike from the left wing
 
 
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Match Report
The promotion challenge is very much alive and kicking in the Athletic Les Fonts camp. Following this win and yet another three points their campaign is in rude health.
After a good session at the Pub crawl the Athletic Les Fonts performance was credit to manager juanca juanca's commitment.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
A goal with a strike from the left wing rounded off an impressive game for Athletic Les Fonts's new hero Pete Zaria, who scored 4 times.
Bedwell Wanderers's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Most of Bedwell Wanderers clearly thought 3 2 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled Andreas Lgdheim after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 14 - 3 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Bedwell Wanderers to hospital at the full-time whistle.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Billy Bludgeon
 
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