Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(3) 5
SAHIN SK				Red Star Wanderers
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Robin Banks 25 Frank Furter 48, 81		Samson Night 15, 57 Chad Terbocks 30, 43 Dick Tater 88

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 1 2 3
48	Possession	52
11	Shots	13
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		60
2	R.Banks	(58)	66
3	L.Stooth		61
4	X.Breath		69
5	B.Weiser		71
6	S.Knot		81
7	R.Banks		84
8	E.Dover		69
9	M.DeLawn		62
10	B.Free		58
11	F.Furter		81
12	L.Briccant		0
13	J.King		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	V.Veeta		0
16	C.Terbocks		0

1	C.Terbocks		73
2	R.Meeblind		71
3	A.Kaholic		67
4	H.deMann		76
5	E.Whatarmy	(65)	46
6	C.Terbocks		90
7	B.Dover		87
8	J.Credible		81
9	E.Ible	(58)	45
10	D.Tater		79
11	S.Night		78
12	O.Whackew		0
13	W.Piece		0
14	D.Geruss	(58)	45
15	W.Piece		0
16	F.Furter		0


Time	Person	Description
15 mins	Samson Night	with a thunderous shot from distance
25 mins	Robin Banks	with a brave flying header
30 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a great volley from 10 yards out
43 mins	Chad Terbocks	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Frank Furter	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Samson Night	from a throw in
58 mins	Robin Banks	Head butting
58 mins	Ed Ible	A broken cheek bone
65 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Faking injury
66 mins	Adam Bomb	scuffed a penalty
73 mins	Chad Terbocks	blasted a penalty into row z
81 mins	Frank Furter	from a goal kick
88 mins	Dick Tater	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

SAHIN SK asked the questions, Red Star Wanderers had the answers. The main one was have you got what it takes to beat us? The answer was yes, but we'll only do it 5 - 3 if that's okay with you.
SAHIN SK are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Counter Attack was order of the day, good news for Red Star Wanderers, whereas "Play something different" will be order of tomorrow for SAHIN SK.
SAHIN SK look about as convinving playing in the 3 6 1 formation as they would if boss Lionel Andrews sent them out in dresses.
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved Jeremy Ryan told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
You have to marvel at a side like Red Star Wanderers who hung onto their lead, no matter how slim, until grim death arrived. Or maybe the ref just blew up for full-time.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

Frozen Pitch