Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(4) 7
Herts Heros				Atletico Beccles
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Frank Furter 74		Ewan Whatarmy 12 Stan Dup 25 (pen) Kenny Dewitt 35, 45 Emma Roids 56 Abe Rudder 74 Chris Mass 83

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 1 4 1
45	Possession	55
11	Shots	17
13	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Atrics		48
2	B.Board		48
3	A.Luminum	(26,52)	44
4	A.Rudder		48
5	H.First		46
6	L.DeHand	(78)	47
7	A.Abet		46
8	S.Knot		48
9	A.Luminum		46
10	F.Furter		48
11	J.Nasium		47
12	V.Crow		0
13	B.Ding		0
14	H.Seek		0
15	A.Thetires		0
16	M.Labor		0

1	S.Dup		84
2	A.Luminum		81
3	E.Roids		89
4	V.Lay		86
5	L.Sirr		67
6	E.Whatarmy	(26)	59
7	A.Thetires		80
8	A.Rudder		90
9	C.Mass		88
10	A.Nino	(58)	87
11	K.Dewitt		89
12	A.Birthday		0
13	X.Breath	(26)	60
14	B.Dover		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
25 mins	Stan Dup	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Al Luminum	Indecent exposure
26 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A mild concussion
35 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a header from the penalty area
45 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a belter from the halfway line
52 mins	Al Luminum	Annoying the referee
53 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins	Al Nino	Dangerous tackling
64 mins	Stan Dup	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Frank Furter	from a free kick
74 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
78 mins	Len DeHand	Repeated fouling
83 mins	Chris Mass	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

Match Report

Atletico Beccles put 7 goals into the Herts Heros net to ensure a 7 - 1 win.
You'd have to brick up the Atletico Beccles's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
With a performance like this, Herts Heros's Jerry Atrics gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Herts Heros's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Herts Heros's Steve Williams is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Ewan Whatarmy of his boss Alistair Black.
Cross a skeleton with a dog and you get an animal that buries itself in the garden. On the strength of this performance, Herts Heros were buried too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

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