Match Report

	(14) 28	-	(0) 0
Football United				FC NY Arrow

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 3, 12, 19, 24, 31, 41, 44, 47, 57, 64, 70, 73, 79, 83, 89 Xavier Breath 6, 16 Adam Meway 10 Midas Well 22, 61, 67, 76 Brice Tagg 28, 34 Shirley Knot 37, 51, 54, 86

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
61	Possession	39
28	Shots	10
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	J.Atrics		88
2	S.Pitt		70
3	K.Dewitt		88
4	A.Meway		78
5	B.Dover		80
6	J.Strap		79
7	B.Tagg		89
8	X.Breath	(62)	80
9	M.Well		71
10	S.Knot		81
11	T.Vision		94
12	A.Birthday		0
13	A.Birthday		0
14	B.Crobbery		0
15	J.Frayed		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	W.Steele		48
2	B.Wall		47
3	C.Domowskivicz		0
4	E.Diddel		44
5	B.Earle		47
6	M.Maxx	(62)	30
7	M.Maxx		48
8	M.Maxx		0
9	M.Maxx		46
10	S.Dup		0
11	H.Score		0
12	K.Closer		0
13	M.Maxx		0
14	T.Derby		0
15	M.Maxx		0
16	J.Strap		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Telly Vision	from a throw in
6 mins	Xavier Breath	from a corner
10 mins	Adam Meway	with a flick on
12 mins	Telly Vision	with the hand of God
16 mins	Xavier Breath	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins	Telly Vision	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins	Midas Well	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
24 mins	Telly Vision	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
28 mins	Brice Tagg	with a thunderous shot from distance
31 mins	Telly Vision	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
34 mins	Brice Tagg	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
37 mins	Shirley Knot	with a lovely move from the right wing
41 mins	Telly Vision	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
44 mins	Telly Vision	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
47 mins	Telly Vision	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
51 mins	Shirley Knot	from a throw in
54 mins	Shirley Knot	with a strike from the left wing
57 mins	Telly Vision	with a belter from the halfway line
61 mins	Midas Well	with a great chip from the left wing
62 mins	Xavier Breath	Faking injury
62 mins	Marty Maxx	Time wasting
64 mins	Telly Vision	with a great chip from the left wing
67 mins	Midas Well	from a free kick
70 mins	Telly Vision	with a belter from his own half
73 mins	Telly Vision	with a dink right on the goal line
76 mins	Midas Well	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Telly Vision	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
83 mins	Telly Vision	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
86 mins	Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
89 mins	Telly Vision	from a throw in

Match Report

They won the cup, they won the cup, E-I-Ad-E-O they won the cup. If they sing it long enough it might actually sink in that they are holding the coveted The Champions Shield in their hands.
Does FC NY Arrow manager WmJnsn Milton III know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by FC NY Arrow's clueless display we'd guess not.
Hugh Score failed to show for FC NY Arrow's game because he was still in the local celebrating his birthday which was actually three days ago.
Keeper Will Steele should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the FC NY Arrow goal.
This was mission impossible for FC NY Arrow, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Most of Football United clearly thought 5 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated FC NY Arrow boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. Football United made sure there was no confusion here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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