Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(0) 0
Mobtown FC				D-Generation X
Rank:7				Rank:184

Goal Scorers
Proposition Joe...2 3 (pen), 9 (pen), 15, 21 (pen), 38, 43, 49, 56 (pen), 62, 74, 79 Cheese Wagstaff...4*** 27, 85 Tommy Carcetti...3 32, 68

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
61	Possession	39
15	Shots	9
8	Fouls	13
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.Stanfield		87
2	..Bubbles...5	(1)	79
3	S.Bell...2	(84)	88
4	J.McNulty...1	(57)	87
5	A.Barksdale...3		87
6	B.Moreland...6	(1)	45
7	W.Brice...2		88
8	C.Wise...4		88
9	P.Joe...2	(40)	93
10	C.Wagstaff...4***		88
11	O.Little...5***	(1)	45
12	S.Vondas		0
13	N.Sobotka...4	(1)	88
14	B.Mazone...5***	(1)	88
15	H.Hauk...7		0
16	T.Carcetti...3	(1)	87

1	G.McGoalkeeper		59
2	R.McRightback		60
3	A.CeeBack		57
4	C.Back		54
5	C.McCentreback	(30)	52
6	R.McRightmid		57
7	R.McDefmid		59
8	L.McDefmid		60
9	L.McLeftmid		47
10	R.McForward	(57)	56
11	L.McForward		62
12	G.McGoalie		0
13	K.McKeeper		0
14	C.Bach		0
15	L.McStriker		0
16	A.McMidcent		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
21 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...4***	from the dressing room
30 mins	Centie McCentreback	Time wasting
32 mins	Tommy Carcetti...3	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Proposition Joe...2	with a belter from his own half
40 mins	Proposition Joe...2	Squabbling
43 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
49 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
56 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Righty McForward	Head butting
57 mins	Jimmy McNulty...1	Head butting
62 mins	Proposition Joe...2	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
68 mins	Tommy Carcetti...3	with a belter from his own half
74 mins	Proposition Joe...2	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
79 mins	Proposition Joe...2	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
84 mins	Stringer Bell...1	Head butting
85 mins	Cheese Wagstaff...4***	with a brave flying header

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had D-Generation X not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 15 goals.
A strict diet of Defence, Defence and a little more Defence has seen Mobtown FC's stamina levels shoot up.
D-Generation X manager G B was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Atta McMidcent failed to show for this defeat due to a night on the tiles.
The teamwork between Mobtown FC keeper Marlo Stanfield and his defenders was apparent in securing this 15 - 0 result.
The D-Generation X's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
Righty McForward and Jimmy McNulty...1 were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for G B most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," frothed a fan after this 15 - 0 Mobtown FC win.
You'd think at 15 - 0 Mobtown FC would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave D-Generation X shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch