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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 14 Mar 2026 (Day: 31/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Paint Trophy Fri, 13 Mar 2026
 
(0) 0 - (1) 3
Hull City Skinheads   Wyse Guys

 
 
Goal Scorers
  Hayden Seek 17
Adam Bomb 65
Adam Sapple 82  
 
Match Statistics
4 3 3Formation3 4 3
35Possession65
6Shots22
3Fouls8
1Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
1Offsides4
LongballStyleLongball
DefensiveInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionNormal
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Gascoigne80
2R.Woodford78
3M.Meeson76
4M.French76
5C.Cummings76
6R.Hartley (58)77
7M.Cross82
8J.Barmby73
9G.Jones59
10P.Walmsley81
11I.Donaldson82
12G.Williams0
13J.Rice0
14P.Nicholls0
15S.Fields0
16M.Shields0
1D.Pipes88
2N.Down87
3N.Fence89
4M.Labor87
5A.Bomb (41)88
6S.Dup (75)61
7A.Gator88
8T.Urchips (75)45
9H.Seek89
10N.Overall88
11J.Time (75)45
12H.deMann0
13A.Choke0
14A.Sapple (75) (78)81
15J.Nasium (75)89
16B.Frapples (75)89
 
Time   Person Description
 17 minsHayden Seekwith a thunderous shot from distance
 40 minsJustin Timeblasted a penalty into row z
 41 minsAdam BombSquabbling
 58 minsRon HartleyTwo-footed tackle
 65 minsAdam Bombwith the bumcheek of God
 78 minsAdam SappleRepeated diving
 82 minsAdam Sapplewith a header from the penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
Wyse Guys eased past Hull City Skinheads for this 3 - 0 win.
Those long hours of Free kicks training are paying off for the Wyse Guys players.
How lame was Merv Shields's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to got lost.
Hull City Skinheads looked so unlikely to score that Wyse Guys keeper Dwayne Pipes managed a snooze in the second half and still managed to keep a clean sheet.
Two teams, one style and a fortunate result for Wyse Guys whose Longball pinched the result on the night.
Michael McLintock spotted some horse play in the Hull City Skinheads box and had no hesitation in awarding a penalty. One of the horses involved, namely Justin Time didn't understand the concept of penalties and hoofed the ball into the car park.
"George Wysocki is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Tate Urchips ranted after this win.
That a team like Wyse Guys can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Michael McLintock
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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