Match Report

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Fools United				The Borg

Goal Scorers

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	5 4 1
52	Possession	48
15	Shots	12
6	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Mommsen		89
2	W.Wilkens*		90
3	C.Casparsson		87
4	K.Karlsson*	(15)	63
5	H.Harmsen		89
6	N.Nilsson		88
7	J.Jacobsen		86
8	F.Fergusson	(15)	62
9	G.Geerkens	(65)	81
10	S.Sigthorsson		87
11	H.Hinnerksen	(15)	45
12	H.Harrisson		0
13	K.Knutzen		0
14	J.Jameson	(15)	88
15	N.Nickelson*	(15)	85
16	R.Robinson*	(15)	85

1	A.Tricity		90
2	D.Lect**		88
3	A.Birthday		88
4	A.Luminum		88
5	B.Board	(1)	74
6	O.Whackew	(1)	45
7	M.Well		87
8	K.Cook**		86
9	B.Arrow		87
10	C.Terbocks**	(1)	45
11	T.Reigns		86
12	M.Absent*	(1)	87
13	T.Vision**		0
14	B.Arrow	(1) (64)	82
15	D.Pipes		0
16	A.Tricity	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	The Borg	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	Fools United	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Fools United	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Fools United	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Fools United	changed from Pansy to Normal
60 mins	Fools United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
64 mins	Bowen Arrow	Shirt pulling
65 mins	Geerke Geerkens	Time wasting
75 mins	The Borg	changed from Defensive to Attacking

Match Report

If The Borg played Fools United for a year neither side could manage a winner. That a football match only lasts 90 minutes is something we should all be eternally grateful for after this deathly 0 - 0 draw.
It looks like .. .. was playing for the draw today. Or maybe The Borg are just tired and their Jogging training programme needs fine-tuning.
There was no way past The Borg goalie Alec Tricity in this match. Fools United would have needed a tank to get the ball into the back of his net. And if you check the rules you'll see that's not allowed.
The 0th minute change over of Chad Terbocks** for Bowen Arrow, orchestrated by .. .., made absolutely no difference to the final result.
"We're the sort of side who will always weigh up our options, especially when we have no choice," manager The Harrynator told reporters. "The tide is very much in our court now."
Both these teams are going to find themselves in hot water soon enough if the performances don't improve dramatically.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Snowy

Muddy Pitch