Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(6) 11
Rathpeacon				PSYCHO F.C.
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Ariel Hassle 43		Richard Cranium 4 Bart Ender 8, 23, 57 Darius Lesgettham 16, 33 Dinah Sore 41 (pen), 73, 77 Al Luminum 49, 65

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 3 3
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	15
17	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity		48
2	C.Needzit		48
3	C.Arm		70
4	F.Furter		74
5	B.Ding	(88)	55
6	C.Needzit		48
7	T.Burr		73
8	A.Hugnkiss*		79
9	L.Lyde		59
10	U.Daway		81
11	A.Hassle		88
12	B.Ender		0
13	B.Crobbery		0
14	L.Lyde	(88)	48
15	F.Furter		0
16	H.Fire		0

1	A.Hassle		89
2	B.Early		86
3	A.Gravity	(59)	76
4	S.Knot	(75)	72
5	A.Nino		86
6	W.Dipoo		89
7	R.Cranium		79
8	D.Lesgettham	(75)	63
9	D.Sore		91
10	B.Ender		90
11	A.Luminum		88
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	R.Sance	(59)	85
14	X.Breath	(75)	86
15	L.DeHand	(75)	80
16	B.Weiser		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Richard Cranium	with the hand of God
4 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Attacking to Defensive
4 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
8 mins	Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
16 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins	Bart Ender	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
33 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
41 mins	Dinah Sore	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
49 mins	Al Luminum	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
57 mins	Bart Ender	from a goal kick
59 mins	Andy Gravity	A mild concussion
60 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
65 mins	Al Luminum	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
73 mins	Dinah Sore	with a great solo effort
77 mins	Dinah Sore	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
88 mins	Bill Ding	A mild concussion

Match Report

Not so much a game of football, more shooting fish in a barrel. It was far too easy for PSYCHO F.C. whose ball to goal ratio left them looking at a glorious 11 - 1 hammering of Rathpeacon .
It looks like PSYCHO F.C. have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Jogging is bringing instant results.
Dinah Sore's hat trick was rounded off with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out.
The Rathpeacon forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
The ref was so bored with the gentlemanly conduct on the field he blurted a string of expletives and promptly booked himself for foul and abusive language. It was the only booking of the game.
The Rathpeacon keeper didn't have a hope when Dinah Sore tucked a superb penalty kick into the top corner.
"Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said Rathpeacon boss Eamonn Hawe. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, PSYCHO F.C. will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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