Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(2) 4
Elite Allstars F.C				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Jim Nasium 9, 43, 79 Richard Cranium 21 (og) Dwayne Pipes 32 Marcus Absent 52, 62, 87 Brighton Early 70 (pen)		Al Kaholic 19 Sheeza Freak 39 Bud Weiser 56 (og) Andy Gravity 73

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	Sweeper
57	Possession	43
15	Shots	13
6	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Early	89
2	B.Weiser	67
3	A.Hugnkiss	81
4	J.Case	83
5	F.Furter	76
6	M.Well	80
7	S.Pitt	80
8	T.Burr	88
9	D.Pipes	90
10	M.Absent	81
11	J.Nasium	91
12	J.Nasium	0
13	B.Ender	0
14	V.Veeta	0
15	A.Sapple	0
16	B.Dover	0

1	J.Credible		76
2	B.Board		69
3	B.Ding		72
4	A.Nino		73
5	S.Pitt	(61)	63
6	R.Cranium		62
7	A.Kaholic		88
8	R.Ingleaves		74
9	H.deMann		80
10	S.Freak		90
11	P.Zaria	(62)	67
12	L.Tarred		0
13	A.Gravity		0
14	V.Crow		0
15	A.Gravity	(62)	87
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Jim Nasium	with the bumcheek of God
19 mins	Al Kaholic	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
21 mins	Richard Cranium	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
32 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
39 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
43 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
52 mins	Marcus Absent	with a great volley from 10 yards out
56 mins	Bud Weiser	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
61 mins	Stu Pitt	Being drunk
62 mins	Pete Zaria	A mild concussion
62 mins	Marcus Absent	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
70 mins	Brighton Early	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Andy Gravity	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
79 mins	Jim Nasium	with a great chip from the left wing
87 mins	Marcus Absent	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were always second best against a vastly superior Elite Allstars F.C. Ending up on the wrong end of a 9 - 4 result, they were punished for almost every mistake they made. So that'll be 9 mistakes then.
It looks like Elite Allstars F.C have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Aerobics is bringing instant results.
Marcus Absent might have only had three touches all game, but he made them all count bagging a hat trick for his troubles.
A wonderful display of passing by Elite Allstars F.C gave frank harboe a 90 minute lesson on where his rigidly long ball coaching is lacking. A test his team, suitably, passed.
Stu Pitt saw red early in the game. And after losing his temper it wasn't long before he saw red again and ended up watching the game from the stands
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Elite Allstars F.C go out in 4 4 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
As an angry mob of We Play Like Girls fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot frank harboe leave his car?"
After a fleecing like this, We Play Like Girls really to see a ewe turn in their results if they're going to get anything out of their season.

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Albert Boneshaker

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