Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Elite Allstars F.C				Palace90
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
		Hugh deMann 11 Bill Board 21, 64 Jacques Strap 32 Brighton Early 42 Leo Tarred 53, 87 Chad Terbocks 75

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
48	Possession	52
7	Shots	9
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Early		78
2	A.Hugnkiss		73
3	S.Pitt		75
4	M.Well		75
5	D.Pipes		75
6	M.Well	(60)	60
7	H.First		61
8	M.Absent		70
9	J.Nasium		74
10	F.Furter	(57)	62
11	J.Case		75
12	V.Veeta		0
13	S.Dup		0
14	J.Nasium	(57)	60
15	A.Tricity		0
16	A.Sapple		0

1	H.Seek		88
2	M.Labor		83
3	E.Ible		81
4	P.Zaria		89
5	V.Lay		87
6	J.Strap		88
7	L.Tarred	(57)	88
8	H.deMann		86
9	B.Early		87
10	B.Board		90
11	C.Terbocks		74
12	W.Melon		0
13	B.Tagg		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	A.Bomb		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Hugh deMann	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Bill Board	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
32 mins	Jacques Strap	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Brighton Early	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
53 mins	Leo Tarred	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
57 mins	Leo Tarred	No apparent reason
57 mins	Frank Furter	A bruised shoulder
60 mins	Midas Well	Indecent exposure
64 mins	Bill Board	with a belter from his own half
75 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a corner
87 mins	Leo Tarred	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

On this kind of form Palace90 are beginning to look unstoppable. Elite Allstars F.C would add that most of their shots were too which might account for the incredible 8 - 0 scoreline.
Bevan Cordery should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
Elite Allstars F.C's goalie Brighton Early couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
After today Bevan Cordery cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 1 4 5 was a good stab, unfortunately for Bevan Cordery most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Alex Homatas with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
It's not so much a yardstick that Elite Allstars F.C provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

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