Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
Palace90				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Leo Tarred 8, 53 Bill Board 17, 26, 82 Chad Terbocks 36, 72 Hayden Seek 63 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
63	Possession	37
20	Shots	6
8	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	H.Seek	88
2	M.Labor	83
3	E.Ible	79
4	P.Zaria	89
5	V.Lay	88
6	J.Strap	87
7	L.Tarred	89
8	H.deMann	85
9	B.Early	88
10	B.Board	91
11	C.Terbocks	74
12	W.Melon	0
13	B.Tagg	0
14	A.Luminum	0
15	E.Roids	0
16	B.Arrow	0

1	M.Labor		77
2	X.Money		62
3	P.Pantz		61
4	H.deMann		72
5	V.Crow		72
6	X.Money		72
7	K.Opener		78
8	B.Cherry	(59)	63
9	W.Dipoo		75
10	A.Gravity		64
11	X.Breath	(64)	77
12	T.Urchips	(59)	52
13	W.Maykit		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	E.Roids		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Leo Tarred	from a goal kick
17 mins	Bill Board	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
26 mins	Bill Board	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a brave flying header
53 mins	Leo Tarred	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
59 mins	Buster Cherry	A broken thumb
63 mins	Hayden Seek	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Xavier Breath	Shirt pulling
72 mins	Chad Terbocks	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Bill Board	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Hayden Seek	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

With a whopping 8 - 0 rout of We Play Like Girls, Palace90 were the better the side on the day by several country miles. So impressive were they you could pick any day you liked and the damage would have been the same.
Azza Maddocks must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
We Play Like Girls's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Striking fear into the oppositions defensive instincts, Palace90's aggressive attacking style helped win them the match.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 3 2 1 2 formation look impressive, Palace90 however make it look very ordinary.
As an angry mob of We Play Like Girls fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot Azza Maddocks leave his car?"
We Play Like Girls are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

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