Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(5) 10
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Jacques Strap 33 Des Buratto 64 (pen)		Shirley Knot 6 (pen) Kenny Dewitt 15, 43, 52 (pen), 68 Sid Down 24, 59, 76 (pen) Abbie Birthday 34, 85

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 2 4
34	Possession	66
9	Shots	18
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Buratto		83
2	B.Early		78
3	H.Fire		84
4	H.Fire		73
5	V.Lay		83
6	W.Dipoo		77
7	A.Abet		65
8	O.Whackew		61
9	J.Strap	(57)	69
10	V.Veeta		45
11	E.Dover		45
12	B.Weiser		0
13	S.Pitt		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	T.Urchips		0

1	H.Voor		90
2	A.Hugnkiss		84
3	W.Piece		79
4	C.Needzit		84
5	J.Credible	(58)	74
6	L.DeHand		79
7	S.Knot		90
8	A.Birthday		87
9	S.Down		83
10	K.Dewitt		93
11	T.Urchips		54
12	F.Furter		0
13	B.Free		0
14	B.Dwyer		0
15	J.Case		0
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Shirley Knot	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Kenny Dewitt	from a corner
24 mins	Sid Down	with a belter from his own half
33 mins	Jacques Strap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
34 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
43 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Jacques Strap	Repeated diving
58 mins	Brice Tagg	Shirt pulling
59 mins	Sid Down	with a powerful header into the top corner
64 mins	Des Buratto	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
76 mins	Sid Down	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were on blazing form as they torched We Play Like Girls 10 - 2.
You could give We Play Like Girls's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Total football? We Play Like Girls might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
We Play Like Girls keeper Des Buratto was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
We Play Like Girls tried the direct approach but were thwarted by We Play Like Girls who passed their way to victory.
We Play Like Girls's Steve Wallace is clearly deeply in love with 1 8 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"It was a great win for us," Tate Urchips told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
We Play Like Girls looked dangerous with every foray into the We Play Like Girls half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the We Play Like Girls goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch