Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 6
Palace90				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Leo Tarred 13 Sheeza Freak 26, 39, 52, 76 Val Lay 64 (og)

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	3 6 1
47	Possession	53
12	Shots	14
3	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.Seek	67
2	P.Zaria	74
3	E.Ible	76
4	B.Tagg	70
5	V.Lay	59
6	J.Strap	71
7	B.Early	74
8	L.Tarred	80
9	H.deMann	79
10	W.Melon	63
11	E.Roids	63
12	C.Lear	0
13	M.Labor	0
14	A.Luminum	0
15	B.Board	0
16	B.Arrow	0

1	J.Credible		87
2	B.Board		87
3	A.Nino		88
4	B.Nessround		86
5	R.Ingleaves		79
6	L.Tarred		80
7	N.Ovtime		84
8	L.Nover	(60)	79
9	A.Kaholic		89
10	H.deMann	(90)	59
11	S.Freak		92
12	B.Ding		0
13	S.Pitt		0
14	V.Crow		0
15	A.Gravity	(90)	70
16	W.Bago		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Leo Tarred	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
26 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a dink right on the goal line
39 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
52 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
60 mins	Lee Nover	Time wasting
63 mins	Hayden Seek	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Val Lay	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
76 mins	Sheeza Freak	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
88 mins	Justin Credible	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Hugh deMann	A mild concussion

Match Report

We Play Like Girls have all the poise and composure of prima ballerinas. Which is not much use against a team like We Play Like Girls. This 6 - 0 defeat looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
Alex Homatas must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Palace90. Hahahahahaha. Val Lay. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
Palace90 need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Palace90 manager Alex Homatas does. But 5 4 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"The boys were heroes out there," claimed the We Play Like Girls manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps."
The points were only ever going to end up in We Play Like Girls's account. The score could have been worse for

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Michael McLintock

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