Match Report

	(7) 12	-	(0) 2
Newton Strikers				TEKKERS
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Nick Ovtime 4, 10 Ewan Whatarmy 16 Moe DeLawn 21 (pen), 35 (pen) Marcus Absent 40, 45, 51, 73 Herbie Voor 56, 67, 78		Alf Abet 61 (pen), 82 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	1 8 1
65	Possession	35
16	Shots	9
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		90
2	S.Pitt		86
3	E.Whatarmy		89
4	R.Cranium		83
5	N.Ovtime	(90)	88
6	M.DeLawn		78
7	R.Ingleaves		79
8	H.Fire		47
9	R.Banks		61
10	M.Absent		92
11	H.Voor		91
12	H.deMann		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	C.Mass		0

1	A.Abet	88
2	C.Needzit	71
3	F.Bisceps	67
4	B.Ender	73
5	E.Dover	74
6	F.Furter	77
7	B.Frapples	64
8	L.Sirr	62
9	L.Lyde	65
10	B.Nessround	61
11	A.Kaseltzer	0
12	A.Abet	0
13	A.Choke	0
14	H.Mungous	0
15	V.Crow	0
16	C.Arm	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Nick Ovtime	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
10 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
16 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a powerful header into the top corner
21 mins	Moe DeLawn	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Moe DeLawn	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Marcus Absent	from a corner
45 mins	Marcus Absent	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
51 mins	Marcus Absent	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
56 mins	Herbie Voor	from a throw in
61 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Herbie Voor	from a goal kick
73 mins	Marcus Absent	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
78 mins	Herbie Voor	from the dressing room
82 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Moe DeLawn	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Moe DeLawn	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Head butting

Match Report

Newton Strikers will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked TEKKERS an impressive 12 - 2.
lyndon nicholson is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Newton Strikers team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Al Kaseltzer was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
A hat trick for Herbie Voor rounded off an impressive outing for Newton Strikers.
You could give Newton Strikers's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Most of Newton Strikers clearly thought 3 5 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Much criticised TEKKERS manager steyyy buck looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Newton Strikers scored."
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the TEKKERS supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Normal Pitch