Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
Bedwell Dynamoes				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Sheeza Freak 10, 20, 58, 78, 89 (pen) Manuel Labor 31, 39, 49

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 1 4 1
68	Possession	32
18	Shots	7
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		88
2	P.Pantz		90
3	A.Rudder		87
4	L.DeHand	(58)	86
5	B.Free		81
6	W.Melon		87
7	C.Needzit		79
8	R.Kleiner	(62)	66
9	M.Rohsopht		78
10	M.Labor		90
11	S.Freak		76
12	J.King	(62)	68
13	J.Nasium		0
14	S.Manilla		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	A.Rudder		0

1	D.Buratto		63
2	P.Zaria		52
3	V.Veeta		74
4	E.Dover		75
5	S.Pitt		61
6	V.Lay	(62)	65
7	A.Abet		62
8	H.Fire		65
9	W.Dipoo		75
10	O.Whackew		62
11	D.Pipes		74
12	J.Strap		0
13	T.Urchips		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	B.Frapples		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Sheeza Freak	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
20 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
31 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right on the goal line
39 mins	Manuel Labor	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
49 mins	Manuel Labor	with the bumcheek of God
58 mins	Len DeHand	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Sheeza Freak	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
58 mins	Des Buratto	scuffed a penalty
62 mins	Val Lay	Spitting
62 mins	Rick Kleiner	A broken finger
68 mins	Manuel Labor	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a belter from the halfway line
89 mins	Sheeza Freak	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Bedwell Dynamoes ran We Play Like Girls off the park with a 8 - 0 massacre.
Whatever it is Chris Newbold is putting in Bedwell Dynamoes's water, we'd like some.
We Play Like Girls couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
Bedwell Dynamoes's Sheeza Freak might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 5-goal haul.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Bedwell Dynamoes's attack playing so well Chris Newbold should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
Bedwell Dynamoes's Chris Newbold experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Steve Wallace after being outwitted by Bedwell Dynamoes's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on We Play Like Girls's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Muddy Pitch