Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 10
New Brighton F.C				Tipton Comrades
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Hugh Mungous 9, 35, 44 Marcus Absent 18, 54, 63, 72 Leo Tarred 26 Warren Piece 81 Bjorn Free 90 (og)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
5	Shots	12
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		71
2	E.Ible		69
3	W.Deer	(69) (61)	61
4	B.Cherry		61
5	L.Lyde		59
6	A.Hassle		77
7	W.Maykit		76
8	L.Lyde		78
9	J.Frayed		75
10	C.Lear		47
11	C.Arm		78
12	L.Briccant		0
13	L.Briccant		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	B.Nessround		0
16	R.Sance	(69)	67

1	S.Freak	88
2	J.King	89
3	S.Freak	89
4	H.Seek	88
5	L.DeHand	86
6	L.Tarred	88
7	T.Vision	88
8	S.Manilla	88
9	M.Absent	89
10	H.Mungous	82
11	W.Piece	88
12	L.Stooth	0
13	W.Bago	0
14	A.Meway	0
15	A.Structible	0
16	E.Whatarmy	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
18 mins	Marcus Absent	from a goal kick
26 mins	Leo Tarred	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Hugh Mungous	from a goal kick
44 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a belter from his own half
54 mins	Marcus Absent	with a great volley from 10 yards out
61 mins	Wayne Deer	Obstruction
63 mins	Marcus Absent	with a spectacular bicycle kick
69 mins	Wayne Deer	A mild concussion
72 mins	Marcus Absent	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
81 mins	Warren Piece	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Bjorn Free	with an own goal

Match Report

New Brighton F.C made extremely hard work of this encounter with Tipton Comrades. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 10 - 0 beating.
Tipton Comrades's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
New Brighton F.C had so little possession they could have referred Tipton Comrades to the monopolies and mergers commission.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Buster Cherry stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. Tipton Comrades could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
When Tipton Comrades's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
New Brighton F.C's John Paul is clearly deeply in love with Diamond. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Glenn Wright after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive Tipton Comrades. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed New Brighton F.C.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch