Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(6) 14
Newton Strikers				New Brighton F.C
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 15, 44 Robin Banks 29 Moe DeLawn 58 Russell Ingleaves 72		Lou Briccant 5 Bo Nessround 11, 29, 41, 46, 52, 64, 74, 86 Ariel Hassle 22, 58 Lou Briccant 35 (pen), 81 (pen) Wayne Deer 69

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	21
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	11
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		65
2	E.Whatarmy		68
3	C.Mass		61
4	D.Geruss		69
5	B.Weiser		69
6	M.DeLawn		70
7	R.Ingleaves		81
8	A.Gator		63
9	H.Fire	(90)	47
10	R.Banks		61
11	H.deMann		84
12	M.Absent		0
13	V.Tire		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	S.Night		0

1	L.Briccant		89
2	E.Ible	(90)	75
3	W.Deer		84
4	B.Cherry		75
5	L.Lyde		63
6	W.Maykit		81
7	L.Briccant		73
8	L.Lyde		86
9	J.Frayed		88
10	A.Hassle		71
11	B.Nessround		93
12	L.Briccant		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	C.Arm		0
16	C.Lear		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Lou Briccant	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Bo Nessround	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
15 mins	Hugh deMann	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
17 mins	Lou Briccant	scuffed a penalty
22 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a goal kick
29 mins	Robin Banks	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Bo Nessround	with the bumcheek of God
35 mins	Lou Briccant	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Bo Nessround	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
44 mins	Hugh deMann	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
46 mins	Bo Nessround	with the hand of God
52 mins	Bo Nessround	with a great solo effort
58 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Ariel Hassle	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
64 mins	Bo Nessround	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
69 mins	Wayne Deer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
72 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Bo Nessround	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
81 mins	Lou Briccant	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Bo Nessround	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
87 mins	Moe DeLawn	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Harrison Fire	Obstruction
90 mins	Ed Ible	Obstruction

Match Report

New Brighton F.C taught Newton Strikers a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 14 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
If he leads by example then Newton Strikers manager lyndon nicholson must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to New Brighton F.C who were gifted possession every time Newton Strikers touched the ball.
Bo Nessround was the New Brighton F.C's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 8 for himself.
Give the Newton Strikers strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Christmas Tree was a good stab, unfortunately for John Paul most of his squad are best on the bench.
"This game is all about being a tight knit unit when it counts," rallied an angry lyndon nicholson. "We looked like a sweater knitted by my gran. Full of holes."
New Brighton F.C played like Greek gods during this magnificent 14 - 5 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

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Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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