Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 10
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Xavier Breath 16, 32, 80 Dwayne Pipes 49 (pen)		Alec Tricity 8 (pen), 22, 30 Dwayne Pipes 37, 44 Jacques Strap 51, 66 Pete Zaria 74, 89 (pen) Val Veeta 82 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
43	Possession	57
6	Shots	10
10	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		70
2	N.Ovtime	(90)	68
3	X.Money		71
4	R.Sance		76
5	X.Money		79
6	B.Cherry		77
7	X.Breath		82
8	C.Terbocks		65
9	W.Dipoo		59
10	K.Opener		45
11	C.Terbocks		0
12	A.Gravity		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	P.Pantz		0

1	K.Opener		84
2	P.Zaria		47
3	V.Veeta		90
4	B.Weiser		85
5	E.Dover	(90)	71
6	S.Pitt		64
7	V.Lay		79
8	O.Whackew		57
9	J.Strap		80
10	D.Pipes		81
11	A.Tricity		74
12	H.Fire		0
13	T.Urchips	(90) (90)	46
14	D.Buratto		0
15	L.Tarred		0
16	H.Fire		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Alec Tricity	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins	Xavier Breath	from a goal kick
22 mins	Alec Tricity	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
30 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great chip from the left wing
32 mins	Xavier Breath	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
37 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a free kick
44 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
49 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Jacques Strap	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins	Jacques Strap	with a brave flying header
74 mins	Pete Zaria	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
80 mins	Xavier Breath	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Val Veeta	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Pete Zaria	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Head butting
90 mins	Eileen Dover	A mild concussion
90 mins	Bill Board	Unsporting behaviour

Match Report

And top of the We Play Like Girls Christmas list this year will no doubt be Football For Beginners books all round after their 10 - 4 humbling against We Play Like Girls.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Azza Maddocks must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Chad Terbocks was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls's hat trick hero Xavier Breath took a lap of honour after the game to celebrate his haul. It took him a while.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
We Play Like Girls's Steve Wallace is clearly deeply in love with 5 2 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"It was a great win for us," We Play Like Girls defender Eileen Dover told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted with the manner of the win. He says we've taken to it like a duck out of water."
Questions have to be asked after this kind of showing from We Play Like Girls. The first one would be hold up a football and ask any of the players if they know what it is.

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Cecil Dingberry

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