Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 2
We Play Like Girls				Tipton Comrades
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 7, 41, 76 Lou Sirr 14 Sid Down 22, 32, 51, 84 Herbie Voor 57 (pen) Warren Piece 67		Stan Dup 37 Marcus Absent 75 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2
50	Possession	50
10	Shots	13
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Voor		89
2	B.Tagg		75
3	S.Pull		84
4	L.Sirr		88
5	W.Piece		86
6	C.Needzit	(67)	69
7	J.Case		84
8	L.DeHand		88
9	A.Birthday		84
10	S.Down		82
11	K.Dewitt		90
12	T.Urchips		0
13	B.Free		0
14	B.Dwyer		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	W.Maykit		0

1	A.Meway		75
2	J.King		72
3	S.Freak		75
4	A.Birthday		74
5	A.Meway	(61)	76
6	T.Vision		81
7	B.Dwyer		73
8	A.Structible		69
9	L.Tarred		58
10	M.Absent		86
11	S.Dup		83
12	H.Mungous		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	W.Bago		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
14 mins	Lou Sirr	with a belter from the halfway line
22 mins	Sid Down	with a great volley from 10 yards out
32 mins	Sid Down	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
37 mins	Stan Dup	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
41 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
51 mins	Sid Down	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
57 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Adam Meway	Stealing
67 mins	Casey Needzit	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Warren Piece	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
75 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
84 mins	Sid Down	with a brave flying header

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked Tipton Comrades an impressive 10 - 2.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Tipton Comrades manager Glenn Wright is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Where did Tipton Comrades get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Tipton Comrades look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 formation as they would if boss Glenn Wright sent them out in dresses.
"We were beaten fair and square," said manager Glenn Wright weeping openly. "The effort you should take for granted, but sometimes it's just not there."
The We Play Like Girls goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the Tipton Comrades defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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