Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 10
Newton Strikers				Dentbridge Arms
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
		Lee Nover 8, 78 Val Crow 16 Fletcher Bisceps 23, 63 Pete Zaria 30 Xavier Money 47 (pen) Abe Rudder 55, 70 Robin Meeblind 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	3 2 2 3
33	Possession	67
5	Shots	12
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		77
2	S.Pitt		68
3	E.Whatarmy		71
4	C.Mass	(63)	68
5	B.Weiser	(59)	58
6	L.Sirr		64
7	M.DeLawn		71
8	H.Fire		47
9	A.Gator		45
10	M.Absent		74
11	R.Banks		75
12	H.deMann		0
13	R.Cranium	(59)	65
14	V.Tire		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	X.Money	88
2	A.Luminum	88
3	F.Bisceps	89
4	V.Crow	81
5	L.Briccant	87
6	B.Cherry	79
7	L.Nover	88
8	R.Meeblind	80
9	P.Zaria	87
10	A.Tricity	73
11	F.Bisceps	88
12	R.Cranium	0
13	F.Furter	0
14	N.Ovtime	0
15	B.Ding	0
16	U.Daway	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Lee Nover	with a flick on
16 mins	Val Crow	with a dink right on the goal line
23 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Pete Zaria	with a powerful header into the top corner
39 mins	Xavier Money	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Xavier Money	after ref awarded a penalty
55 mins	Abe Rudder	with a spectacular bicycle kick
59 mins	Bud Weiser	A mild concussion
63 mins	Chris Mass	Obstruction
63 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from his own half
70 mins	Abe Rudder	with a strike from the left wing
78 mins	Lee Nover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

Newton Strikers played a blinder. They would probably have faired better if they were actually blind. 10 - 0 isn't a result, it's the dialling code for Aberdeen.
lyndon nicholson needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Newton Strikers had so little possession they could have referred Dentbridge Arms to the monopolies and mergers commission.
Newton Strikers's goalie Moe DeLawn couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
After today lyndon nicholson cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 2 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Hoang Chinh most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We should have won," bawled lyndon nicholson after being outwitted by Dentbridge Arms's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Hoang Chinh but I managed it."
When it comes to dreamland, Dentbridge Arms were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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