Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(3) 6
Dentbridge Arms				Ruff Ryders
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 23		Ben Dover 14, 72 Robin Banks 29 Bo Nessround 43 Stu Pitt 58 Lou Briccant 85

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 2 4
53	Possession	47
15	Shots	15
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime		62
2	F.Bisceps	(90)	66
3	S.Pitt		74
4	L.Briccant		73
5	V.Crow		68
6	U.Daway		46
7	L.Nover		81
8	S.Night		72
9	R.Meeblind		82
10	F.Bisceps		78
11	P.Zaria		85
12	R.Cranium		0
13	H.First		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	E.Ible		0

1	H.Annsaw		88
2	A.Bomb		87
3	L.Briccant		89
4	E.Jewcation		86
5	A.Tricity		85
6	X.Money		79
7	R.Banks		87
8	B.Nessround	(90)	88
9	S.Pitt		88
10	S.Urai		88
11	B.Dover		90
12	A.Abet		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	D.Buratto		0
15	K.Dewitt		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Ben Dover	with a great chip from the left wing
23 mins	Pete Zaria	with a flick on
29 mins	Robin Banks	from a corner
43 mins	Bo Nessround	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
50 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Stu Pitt	from a throw in
72 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
78 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Lou Briccant	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Being drunk
90 mins	Bo Nessround	Squabbling

Match Report

Ruff Ryders made short work of dispatching Dentbridge Arms with this 6 - 1 win. That there were few worries in taking all three points will be music to the ears of manager Adam Turner.
Adam Turner, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Dentbridge Arms's defeat might have been a win if Al Luminum hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation.
Dentbridge Arms's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
The Ruff Ryders defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Dentbridge Arms's Hoang Chinh is clearly deeply in love with 2 3 2 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Ruff Ryders's winning manager Adam Turner commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Hoang Chinh's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Maybe with such a keen interest in flowers Dentbridge Arms should consider opening a florist. Then they could call the team hydrangeas.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Hard Pitch