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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 14 Mar 2026 (Day: 31/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(4) 8 - (2) 7
We Play Like Girls   New Brighton F.C
Division Pos:5
  Division Pos:11
 
Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 8, 19 (pen), 81 (pen)
Lee Nover 31
Pete Zaria 43, 72
Sheeza Freak 53, 62  
Buster Cherry 19, 79
Bo Nessround 29, 88
Lou Briccant 49
Lou Briccant 59 (pen)
Jose Frayed 69  
 
Match Statistics
SweeperFormation3 6 1
57Possession43
15Shots12
6Fouls3
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
3Offsides3
PassingStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1J.Credible82
2B.Board73
3B.Ding77
4R.Cranium (64)72
5A.Gravity70
6L.Tarred58
7N.Ovtime78
8H.deMann81
9L.Nover81
10S.Freak (90)75
11P.Zaria86
12R.Ingleaves0
13V.Crow0
14A.Nino0
15A.Gravity (90)85
16R.Banks0
1L.Briccant70
2E.Ible71
3W.Deer69
4L.Lyde58
5W.Maykit85
6A.Hassle76
7J.Frayed81
8L.Lyde77
9B.Cherry79
10L.Briccant72
11B.Nessround89
12C.Arm0
13L.Briccant0
14L.Sirr0
15C.Lear0
16R.Sance0
 
Time   Person Description
 8 minsHugh deMannwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 10 minsLou Briccantscuffed a penalty
 19 minsHugh deMannafter ref awarded a penalty
 19 minsBuster Cherrywith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 29 minsBo Nessroundwith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 31 minsLee Noverwith a header from the penalty area
 39 minsLou Briccantscuffed a penalty
 43 minsPete Zariawith the hand of God
 49 minsLou Briccantwith a lovely move from the right wing
 53 minsSheeza Freakwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 59 minsLou Briccantafter ref awarded a penalty
 62 minsSheeza Freakwith a brave flying header
 64 minsRichard CraniumAnnoying the referee
 69 minsJose Frayedwith the hand of God
 72 minsPete Zariawith a great solo effort
 79 minsBuster Cherrywith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 81 minsHugh deMannafter ref awarded a penalty
 88 minsBo Nessroundwith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 90 minsSheeza FreakA broken collar bone
 
 
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Match Report
The battle for promotion is beginning to look like a formality for this lively looking side who have added another win to their tally. Going up? Maybe.
The team's performance is credit to the We Play Like Girls manager frank harboe and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
Bo Nessround was the New Brighton F.C's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself.
More energy saving than Greenpeace. We Play Like Girls let New Brighton F.C have the run of the ball for long spells and then caught them by surprise on the counter attack.
There are less suitable formations for New Brighton F.C's squad than 3 6 1, but John Paul would be advised to ignore those too.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," striker Sheeza Freak explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
We always knew We Play Like Girls's match-winner had something in him. That on this occasion it was a wining goal must be a relief all round.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Michael McLintock
 
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Soft Pitch
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