The Division Tue, 17 Mar 2026

	(4) 8	-	(1) 2
Tipton Comrades				New Brighton F.C
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 7 Adam Meway 17 (pen), 47 (pen), 56 (pen), 76 (pen) Marcus Absent 28, 37, 66		Carl Arm 29 Mike Rohsopht 57

Match Statistics
5 2 3		Formation		3 1 3 1 2
68		Possession		32
18		Shots		9
5		Fouls		7
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
7		Offsides		5
Passing		Style		Use Wings
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Astros		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 A.Meway 92 2 J.King 81 3 S.Freak 84 4 H.Seek 84 5 A.Birthday 84 6 L.DeHand 78 7 L.Tarred 85 8 S.Manilla 90 9 M.Absent 87 10 W.Piece 81 11 A.Structible (75) 65 12 T.Vision 0 13 W.Bago 0 14 S.Freak 0 15 L.Stooth 0 16 E.Whatarmy 0		1 L.Briccant 61 2 R.Sance 78 3 W.Deer 66 4 L.Lyde 64 5 A.Hassle 73 6 W.Maykit 76 7 B.Cherry 80 8 L.Lyde (61) 71 9 J.Frayed 73 10 M.Rohsopht 44 11 C.Arm 86 12 L.Briccant 0 13 L.Briccant 0 14 L.Sirr 0 15 B.Nessround 0 16 B.Free 0

Time		Person	Description
7 mins		Warren Piece	with a flick on
17 mins		Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins		Marcus Absent	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins		Carl Arm	with a dink right on the goal line
37 mins		Marcus Absent	from the dressing room
47 mins		Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins		Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins		Mike Rohsopht	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins		Lance Lyde	Repeated fouling
66 mins		Marcus Absent	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins		Andy Structible	Unsporting behaviour
76 mins		Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins		Lou Briccant	scuffed a penalty

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Match Report

As far as wins go this is one that can't fail to do their bid for promotion a big favour. Keep up this kind of form and they'll be taking the step up in their stride. Does New Brighton F.C manager John Paul know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by New Brighton F.C's clueless display we'd guess not. Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every Tipton Comrades player like glue. Three-goal wonder Marcus Absent left a broken New Brighton F.C team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick. Today Tipton Comrades's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day. Most of New Brighton F.C clearly thought 3 1 3 1 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. One New Brighton F.C fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!" If losing in this manner becomes a habit, the New Brighton F.C players will soon be cheering the supporters as they arrive.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Jasper Goodhead	Rainy	Muddy Pitch