Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(3) 7
We Play Like Girls				Ruff Ryders
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Xavier Breath 15, 34 Tate Urchips 52, 71, 89		Xavier Money 13 Stu Pitt 27, 67, 89 Alf Abet 42, 77 Kenny Dewitt 54

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	3 6 1
51	Possession	49
15	Shots	8
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		72
2	X.Money		61
3	N.Ovtime		65
4	E.Roids		44
5	P.Pantz	(63)	63
6	R.Sance		67
7	C.Terbocks		79
8	W.Dipoo		73
9	B.Cherry		72
10	X.Breath		81
11	T.Urchips		85
12	X.Money		0
13	H.deMann		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	T.Urchips		0

1	H.Annsaw		85
2	A.Bomb		82
3	L.Briccant	(63)	52
4	L.Sirr		70
5	K.Dewitt		79
6	A.Abet		88
7	X.Money		80
8	B.Cherry		75
9	B.Nessround		69
10	S.Urai		71
11	S.Pitt		91
12	E.Jewcation	(63)	81
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	D.Buratto		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Xavier Money	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
15 mins	Xavier Breath	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Stu Pitt	with a strike from the left wing
34 mins	Xavier Breath	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	Alf Abet	from a throw in
52 mins	Tate Urchips	with a great chip from the left wing
54 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a flick on
63 mins	Peter Pantz	Obstruction
63 mins	Lou Briccant	A mild concussion
67 mins	Stu Pitt	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
71 mins	Tate Urchips	from a corner
77 mins	Alf Abet	from the dressing room
89 mins	Tate Urchips	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins	Stu Pitt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

There's obviously a real desire in the Ruff Ryders camp to make as many of the points on offer in this league their own. With a 7 - 5 win over We Play Like Girls it was more luck than desire.
With little sign of organisation from manager Azza Maddocks, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
A hat trick for Stu Pitt rounded off an impressive outing for Ruff Ryders.
Like a bather at a Michael Barrymore barbeque Ruff Ryders kept it tight at the back as We Play Like Girls kept pushing forward.
Ruff Ryders look about as convinving playing in the 3 6 1 formation as they would if boss Adam Turner sent them out in dresses.
"I would do anything Adam Turner asked of us," gushed defender Lou Briccant after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
Snatching a winner and sitting on a game until the final whistle is a lessonRuff Ryders could teach We Play Like Girls. But first they need to learn about shutting doors before horse has bolted.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Terrence Frisk

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