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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 22 Mar 2026 (Day: 39/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 21 Mar 2026
 
(5) 11 - (1) 4
Newton Strikers   Bedwell Dynamoes
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:5
 
Goal Scorers
Russell Ingleaves 7
Hugh deMann 15, 24, 39, 57, 88
Abe Rudder 31 (og)
Lou Sirr 48
Moe DeLawn 65 (pen), 81
Chris Mass 73  
Mike Rohsopht 38, 86
Sam Manilla 50 (pen)
Bud Weiser 74  
 
Match Statistics
4 1 4 1Formation5 2 3 Attacking
63Possession37
17Shots6
6Fouls11
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
5Offsides1
ContinentalStylePassing
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1V.Tire86
2S.Pitt73
3E.Whatarmy78
4B.Weiser75
5C.Mass79
6R.Ingleaves87
7L.Sirr80
8M.DeLawn81
9A.Gator59
10R.Banks (60)58
11H.deMann83
12H.Voor0
13D.Geruss0
14M.DeLawn0
15M.Absent0
16S.Night0
1S.Manilla71
2P.Pantz69
3L.DeHand68
4M.Rohsopht67
5A.Rudder (56)57
6A.Bomb54
7C.Arm69
8R.Kleiner69
9M.Rohsopht75
10B.Weiser75
11R.Kleiner0
12W.Melon0
13A.Bomb0
14R.Ingleaves0
15B.Free0
16J.Nasium0
 
Time   Person Description
 7 minsRussell Ingleaveswith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 13 minsSam Manillablasted a penalty into row z
 15 minsHugh deMannafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 24 minsHugh deMannfrom a free kick
 25 minsSam Manillablasted a penalty into row z
 31 minsAbe Rudderafter a shot took a cruel deflection off him
 38 minsMike Rohsophtwith a belter from the halfway line
 39 minsHugh deMannwith a great chip from the left wing
 48 minsLou Sirrwith a strike from the left wing
 50 minsSam Manillaafter ref awarded a penalty
 56 minsAbe RudderHead butting
 57 minsHugh deMannwith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 60 minsRobin BanksTime wasting
 62 minsSam Manillascuffed a penalty
 65 minsMoe DeLawnafter ref awarded a penalty
 73 minsChris Masswith a thunderous shot from distance
 74 minsBud Weiserafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 81 minsMoe DeLawnwith a flick on
 86 minsMike Rohsophtafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 88 minsHugh deMannwith a great volley from 10 yards out
 
 
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Match Report
These could well be the three points that save Newton Strikers from the drop. That they've showed they're capable of winning must give them some hope at least.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Bedwell Dynamoes boss Chris Newbold could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Marcus Absent was omitted from today's team due to "temporary amnesia " Will he make his place back after the remaining men took all three points.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the Bedwell Dynamoes penalty area with Abe Rudder being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
This was mission impossible for Bedwell Dynamoes, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Newton Strikers's lyndon nicholson is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 1 4 1 formation.
"We deserved the win today," nodded happy manager lyndon nicholson. "I'd have to say that I think that outside of quality we had other qualities today."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 11 - 4 scoreline. Newton Strikers are on fire.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terrence Frisk
 
Windy
 
Normal Pitch
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