The Division Sat, 21 Mar 2026

	(1) 2	-	(4) 7
We Play Like Girls				New Brighton F.C
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 44, 85		Willie Maykit 8 Bo Nessround 20, 32, 57, 67, 79 Lou Briccant 45 (pen)

Match Statistics
3 4 3		Formation		3 6 1
43		Possession		57
12		Shots		15
10		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		6
Passing		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 H.Voor 77 2 B.Tagg 75 3 S.Pull 73 4 W.Maykit 68 5 L.DeHand 73 6 T.Urchips 80 7 S.Knot 78 8 A.Kaseltzer 48 9 A.Birthday (60) 72 10 K.Dewitt 79 11 O.Whackew 57 12 L.Sirr 0 13 W.Piece 0 14 B.Dwyer 0 15 R.Banks 0 16 B.Free 0		1 L.Briccant 80 2 B.Free 85 3 W.Deer 75 4 L.Lyde (57) 62 5 W.Maykit 89 6 A.Hassle 78 7 B.Cherry 87 8 L.Lyde 84 9 J.Frayed 86 10 L.Briccant 70 11 B.Nessround 92 12 C.Arm 0 13 L.Briccant 0 14 L.Sirr 0 15 C.Lear 0 16 E.Ible 0

Time		Person	Description
8 mins		Willie Maykit	from the dressing room
20 mins		Bo Nessround	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
32 mins		Bo Nessround	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
45 mins		Lou Briccant	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins		Lance Lyde	Squabbling
57 mins		Bo Nessround	with a dink right on the goal line
60 mins		Abbie Birthday	Faking injury
67 mins		Bo Nessround	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins		Bo Nessround	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

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Match Report

If We Play Like Girls spent more time playing football and less time picking flowers for their boyfriends, they might have avoided being on the wrong end of the 7 - 2 hiding they took against New Brighton F.C. What a tactician New Brighton F.C manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were John Paul would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning. For the life of him Robin Banks couldn't find his footie kit. He spent so long looking for it he actually missed the game. We Play Like Girls's keeper Herbie Voor couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form. We Play Like Girls's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick. Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 6 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for John Paul most of his squad are best on the bench. "At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager christopher naylor. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." With this win, New Brighton F.C seem to be freewheeling at the moment. Stick with this kind of form and the season won't be an uphill struggle from them at least.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Brian Blinker	Hot	Normal Pitch