Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(1) 2
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Andy Gravity 12, 24, 35, 72 Sheeza Freak 48 Pete Zaria 60 Bo Nessround 83		Val Lay 34 Dwayne Pipes 66

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	3 2 5
57	Possession	43
16	Shots	6
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Sirr		85
2	B.Ding		74
3	B.Board		86
4	S.Pitt	(60)	59
5	R.Cranium		82
6	B.Nessround		79
7	A.Kaholic	(61)	82
8	H.deMann		84
9	S.Freak		87
10	A.Gravity		87
11	P.Zaria		85
12	R.Ingleaves	(60)	59
13	V.Crow		0
14	J.Case		0
15	R.Banks		0
16	L.Nover		0

1	D.Buratto		62
2	V.Veeta	(60)	69
3	B.Board		75
4	E.Dover		77
5	V.Lay		88
6	H.Fire		80
7	D.Pipes		77
8	A.Abet		48
9	O.Whackew		48
10	W.Dipoo		57
11	B.Early		45
12	H.Fire		0
13	B.Weiser		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	P.Zaria		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Andy Gravity	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Andy Gravity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
34 mins	Val Lay	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
35 mins	Andy Gravity	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins	Sheeza Freak	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
60 mins	Val Veeta	Interfering with an opponent
60 mins	Stu Pitt	A mild concussion
60 mins	Pete Zaria	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
61 mins	Al Kaholic	Faking injury
66 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a flick on
72 mins	Andy Gravity	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
81 mins	Des Buratto	scuffed a penalty
83 mins	Bo Nessround	from the dressing room

Match Report

You don't score 154 goals in 27 games and not find yourself staring at a promotion slot.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Jacques Strap missed this game with the excuse "received a good hiding. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
There must be a reason why We Play Like Girls manager Steve Wallace insists on continuing to play the woeful Des Buratto in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
We Play Like Girls need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 5 2 3 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
In reply to criticisms of his management after We Play Like Girls's defeat, Steve Wallace replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
The points were only ever going to end up in We Play Like Girls's account. The score could have been worse for

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