Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				Bedwell Dynamoes
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 10, 28, 76 Abbie Birthday 18, 67 Sam Pull 38 Russell Ingleaves 47 (og) Herbie Voor 57 (pen) Al Kaseltzer 86		Rick Kleiner 3 Sheeza Freak 14, 18, 53, 67, 72 Rick Kleiner 23 Bud Weiser 28, 33, 38, 43, 48, 76, 80 Mike Rohsopht 63, 86

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	4 2 4
35	Possession	65
9	Shots	20
7	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Voor	85
2	B.Tagg	75
3	S.Pull	81
4	J.Frayed	45
5	B.Free	62
6	A.Kaseltzer	48
7	S.Knot	85
8	A.Birthday	85
9	O.Whackew	82
10	L.DeHand	0
11	T.Urchips	0
12	L.Sirr	0
13	B.Dwyer	0
14	R.Banks	0
15	K.Dewitt	0
16	W.Piece	0

1	S.Manilla		84
2	P.Pantz		81
3	R.Ingleaves		58
4	A.Rudder		73
5	L.DeHand		71
6	W.Melon		88
7	R.Kleiner		81
8	M.Rohsopht	(90)	72
9	B.Weiser		74
10	S.Freak		74
11	R.Kleiner		62
12	C.Arm		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	A.Bomb	(90)	61
16	B.Free		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Rick Kleiner	with the hand of God
10 mins	Otto Whackew	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
14 mins	Sheeza Freak	from the dressing room
18 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a lovely move from the right wing
18 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
23 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Otto Whackew	with a brave flying header
28 mins	Bud Weiser	with a dink right on the goal line
33 mins	Bud Weiser	with the bumcheek of God
38 mins	Sam Pull	with a flick on
38 mins	Bud Weiser	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
43 mins	Bud Weiser	with a brave flying header
47 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with an own goal
48 mins	Bud Weiser	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Sheeza Freak	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
57 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Mike Rohsopht	from a corner
67 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a header from the penalty area
67 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a corner
72 mins	Sheeza Freak	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
76 mins	Otto Whackew	with a flick on
76 mins	Bud Weiser	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
80 mins	Bud Weiser	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
86 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
86 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Mike Rohsopht	A mild concussion

Match Report

Bedwell Dynamoes turned on the magic for a thumping 16 - 9 rout of We Play Like Girls.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
We Play Like Girls's Warren Piece didn't show because he'd missed Eastenders during the week and need to catch up on events in the omnibus.
Mike Rohsopht scored with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post to take his total for the match to 2 goals.
Someone should buy Bedwell Dynamoes's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
With not a single yellow card brandished by the ref, this game was so clean there was no need for the teams to wash their strips this week.
Most of Bedwell Dynamoes clearly thought 4 2 4 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated christopher naylor after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Chris Newbold in court and I want those points back."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 16 times, Bedwell Dynamoes turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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