The Division Sun, 22 Mar 2026

	(2) 3	-	(5) 11
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Richard Cranium 22 Ken Opener 44, 66		Xavier Breath 9, 17, 74, 81 Dwayne Pipes 24 (pen) Buster Cherry 32, 66, 89 Xavier Money 40 Peter Pantz 48 Tate Urchips 57

Match Statistics
5 4 1 Attacking		Formation		3 6 1
36		Possession		64
10		Shots		19
8		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
6		Offsides		9
Longball		Style		Passing
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 W.Maykit 63 2 E.Whatarmy (58) 61 3 M.Labor 60 4 W.Maykit 62 5 W.Piece 55 6 J.Czarfunee 43 7 R.Ingleaves 80 8 R.Cranium 80 9 S.Manilla 46 10 X.Breath 45 11 K.Opener 71 12 D.Druff 0 13 H.deMann 0 14 B.Tagg 0 15 M.Labor 0 16 B.Early 0		1 D.Pipes 79 2 N.Ovtime 80 3 X.Money 81 4 P.Pantz 87 5 X.Money (56) 78 6 B.Cherry 81 7 A.Gravity 83 8 W.Dipoo 79 9 K.Opener 75 10 T.Urchips 71 11 X.Breath 90 12 E.Roids 0 13 R.Sance 0 14 M.Labor 0 15 C.Terbocks 0 16 H.deMann 0

Time		Person	Description
9 mins		Xavier Breath	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
17 mins		Xavier Breath	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins		Richard Cranium	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
24 mins		Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins		Buster Cherry	with a powerful header into the top corner
40 mins		Xavier Money	from a corner
44 mins		Ken Opener	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
48 mins		Peter Pantz	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
56 mins		Xavier Money	High kicking
57 mins		Tate Urchips	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins		Ewan Whatarmy	Dangerous tackling
66 mins		Ken Opener	with a thunderous shot from distance
66 mins		Buster Cherry	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins		Xavier Breath	with a great volley from 10 yards out
81 mins		Xavier Breath	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
88 mins		Willie Maykit	scuffed a penalty
89 mins		Buster Cherry	with a spectacular bicycle kick

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Match Report

The teams hovering around the dropzone must be starting to feel the pressure as the run in to D-Day gets ever closer. With three points here We Play Like Girls have at least given themselves a glimmer of hope. Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training. We Play Like Girls's Brighton Early didn't show for the match because his mummy had made Sunday roast early so they could all go to church later. It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Willie Maykit that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch. We Play Like Girls's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. We Play Like Girls's manager Dean Pulsford needs to go back to the transfer market. A desperate tackle in the box by We Play Like Girls's Warren Piece saw Dwayne Pipes convert the resulting penalty for We Play Like Girls. Much criticised We Play Like Girls manager Dean Pulsford looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that We Play Like Girls scored." It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. We Play Like Girls seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than We Play Like Girls look like scoring all season.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terence Trendy	Snowy	Frozen Pitch