Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(2) 5
The Seg				Ipswich fc
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Jose Frayed 8.34 44		Nick Ovtime 16, 49, 73 Lou Briccant 32 Leo Tarred 81 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
49	Possession	51
11	Shots	14
11	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn 10.7		48
2	J.Nasium 10.5	(62)	48
3	E.Ible	(28)	48
4	R.Ingleaves 6.12		48
5	D.Buratto 10.19	(56)	48
6	B.Crobbery 10.37		47
7	C.Mass* 6.19		48
8	B.Nessround		48
9	J.Frayed 8.34		48
10	F.Bisceps 9.8		48
11	W.Piece 8.11		48
12	O.Whackew 10.46		0
13	B.Nessround 8.22	(56)	48
14	J.Nasium 6.34		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	V.Lay		0

1	L.Tarred		83
2	H.Mungous		72
3	R.Cranium		84
4	X.Money		85
5	C.Arm		72
6	B.Dwyer	(28)	65
7	B.Frapples		77
8	P.Pantz	(56)	81
9	N.Ovtime		90
10	L.Briccant		84
11	J.Frayed		61
12	E.Ible	(62) (28)	51
13	M.Labor	(89)	48
14	E.Roids		0
15	W.Dipoo	(89) (62)	45
16	J.Frayed		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Leo Tarred	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins	The Seg	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
28 mins	Ed Ible	Obstruction
28 mins	Barb Dwyer	A broken finger
32 mins	Lou Briccant	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
44 mins	Jose Frayed 8.34	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
45 mins	The Seg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
49 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
56 mins	Peter Pantz	Repeated fouling
56 mins	Des Buratto 10.19	A bruised shoulder
62 mins	Jim Nasium 10.5	Stealing
62 mins	Ed Ible	A mild concussion
73 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
75 mins	The Seg	changed from Attacking to Defensive
81 mins	Leo Tarred	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Winnie Dipoo	A mild concussion

Match Report

Ipswich fc didn't even break sweat to beat The Seg by a convincing 5 - 1.
You could give Ipswich fc's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
The Seg's Otto Whackew 10.46 missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
Nick Ovtime found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
A disgraceful defensive performance from The Seg. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
Most of Ipswich fc clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Ipswich fc manager Alex Bowyer said of his opposite number Chaz Perkin. "But it was a mess of his own making."
A win for Ipswich fc wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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