Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(0) 0
MurderOnZidanesFloor				Charters Chaps
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Hayden Seek 4, 10, 23, 45 (pen), 82 (pen) Bjorn Free 16 Nick Ovtime 29, 40 Val Crow 34 (pen) Xavier Money 51 Bowen Arrow 58, 64 (pen), 77, 90 Stu Pitt 71 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 6 1
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	9
3	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Ding		87
2	A.Luminum	(90)	48
3	A.Gravity		48
4	B.Free		90
5	X.Money		88
6	N.Ovtime		87
7	D.Tater		88
8	S.Pitt		87
9	M.Well		88
10	V.Crow	(45)	45
11	H.Seek		92
12	X.Breath		0
13	B.Board		0
14	B.Arrow	(45)	92
15	L.Tarred		0
16	S.Night		0

1	E.Ible		78
2	A.Choke		69
3	C.Needzit	(90)	72
4	A.Hugnkiss		76
5	C.Mass		82
6	A.Gravity		78
7	E.Ible		77
8	A.Hassle		73
9	R.Banks		84
10	M.Labor		80
11	L.Lyde		79
12	S.Urai		0
13	D.Lect		0
14	A.Tricity		0
15	E.Jewcation		0
16	F.Bisceps		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	MurderOnZidanesFloor	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
4 mins	Hayden Seek	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
10 mins	Hayden Seek	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
16 mins	Bjorn Free	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Hayden Seek	with the hand of God
29 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
34 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a dink right on the goal line
45 mins	Hayden Seek	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Xavier Money	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
58 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a dink right on the goal line
64 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a free kick
82 mins	Hayden Seek	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Walter Melon	High kicking
90 mins	Casey Needzit	No apparent reason
90 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a brave flying header

Match Report

MurderOnZidanesFloor did their goal difference a favour by absolutely tonking a bedraggled Charters Chaps 15 - 0. Results like that should come with a health warning. Not a bad day all in all.
If this is how master tactician Mr Turbot plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Charters Chaps couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
Charters Chaps's goalie Ed Ible did little to thwart MurderOnZidanesFloor's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Someone should buy MurderOnZidanesFloor's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 6 1 formation look impressive, Charters Chaps however make it look very ordinary.
One Charters Chaps fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!"
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring MurderOnZidanesFloor. They were at the peak, while Charters Chaps struggled with their laces at base camp.

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Buster Jones Junior

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