Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(7) 16
FC Star Wars				Michigan Tech Bobcatd
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 24, 45 Sam Urai 68		Harrison Fire 14, 37, 42, 47, 75, 79 Aaron Thetires 19 Lou Briccant 24, 66 Bo Nessround 29, 62, 84 Leo Tarred 33, 71, 88 Bjorn Free 52

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	5 4 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	19
11	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	R.Banks		75
2	B.Ender		68
3	S.Urai		82
4	C.Lear		66
5	S.Freak	(85)	47
6	A.Kaholic		78
7	D.Buratto	(43)	76
8	P.Zaria		42
9	D.Lect		45
10	A.Nino		0
11	K.Dewitt		0
12	J.Atrics		0
13	L.Stooth		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	D.Geruss		0

1	K.Cook		77
2	A.Thetires		87
3	D.Pipes		75
4	L.Tarred		90
5	E.Ible		80
6	A.Gravity		68
7	B.Nessround	(47)	90
8	L.Briccant	(43)	80
9	R.Banks		90
10	B.Free		81
11	H.Fire		79
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	S.Night		0
16	R.Ingleaves		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Kent Cook	scuffed a penalty
9 mins	Kent Cook	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
19 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a spectacular bicycle kick
24 mins	Pete Zaria	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
24 mins	Lou Briccant	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Bo Nessround	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
33 mins	Leo Tarred	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
37 mins	Harrison Fire	with the bumcheek of God
42 mins	Harrison Fire	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
43 mins	Des Buratto	Head butting
43 mins	Lou Briccant	Head butting
45 mins	Pete Zaria	from a throw in
47 mins	Bo Nessround	Scrapping
47 mins	Harrison Fire	with a strike from the left wing
52 mins	Bjorn Free	with the hand of God
57 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z
62 mins	Bo Nessround	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Lou Briccant	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
68 mins	Sam Urai	from a goal kick
71 mins	Leo Tarred	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
75 mins	Harrison Fire	with a thunderous shot from distance
79 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
84 mins	Bo Nessround	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Sheeza Freak	Obstruction
88 mins	Leo Tarred	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

Carnage. Michigan Tech Bobcatd annihilated FC Star Wars 16 - 3.
The Michigan Tech Bobcatd defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Michigan Tech Bobcatd's Russell Ingleaves missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
With a performance like this, FC Star Wars's Robin Banks gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
At every opportunity Michigan Tech Bobcatd's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Des Buratto and Lou Briccant both found themselves in Butch Gravelneck's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Michigan Tech Bobcatd's Ian Plumb is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 formation.
"I'm not a believer in luck," manager Ian Plumb told the press following his side's victory, "but I do believe you need it."
Like Cinderella can FC Star Wars go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch