Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(5) 10
Ipswich fc				FC Star Wars
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Jose Frayed 56		Dan Geruss 6 (pen), 18, 38, 56, 75 Pete Zaria 25, 31 (pen), 86 Kenny Dewitt 63 Harrison Fire 70

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 2 4
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	19
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	11
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		74
2	R.Cranium		64
3	H.Mungous		67
4	X.Money	(57)	69
5	C.Arm		63
6	E.Ible		64
7	B.Frapples		70
8	P.Pantz		77
9	J.Strap		44
10	W.Dipoo		77
11	J.Frayed		61
12	W.Maykit		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	L.Tarred		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	D.Lect		88
2	B.Ender		85
3	A.Nino		83
4	S.Urai		85
5	C.Lear	(72)	65
6	K.Dewitt		87
7	A.Kaholic		67
8	D.Geruss		92
9	L.Briccant		47
10	P.Zaria		42
11	S.Freak		45
12	D.Buratto		0
13	B.Ding		0
14	R.Banks		0
15	U.Daway		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Dan Geruss	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Pete Zaria	scuffed a penalty
18 mins	Dan Geruss	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins	Pete Zaria	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
31 mins	Pete Zaria	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Dan Geruss	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
44 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Pete Zaria	scuffed a penalty
56 mins	Jose Frayed	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Dan Geruss	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
57 mins	Xavier Money	Repeated diving
63 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Chanda Lear	Scrapping
75 mins	Dan Geruss	with a great volley from 10 yards out
81 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Pete Zaria	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

It became clear early on that FC Star Wars shouldn't even be on the same pitch as Ipswich fc. The 10 - 1 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Jogging, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
With the amount of possession FC Star Wars saw it's a wonder the score was only 10 - 1.
Pete Zaria could have banged them in all afternoon. He decided to stop though after his hat trick much to the relief of Ipswich fc.
At every opportunity FC Star Wars's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
FC Star Wars's Joe Bidjoba experiment with the 4 2 4 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Ipswich fc manager Alex Bowyer. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
So what are Ipswich fc made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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Soft Pitch