Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
MurderOnZidanesFloor				Michigan Tech Bobcatd
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Leo Tarred 5 (og) Hayden Seek 12 Midas Well 25, 71 Val Crow 32 (pen), 45, 79 (pen), 85 Dwayne Pipes 51 (og) Stu Pitt 64

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	Sweeper
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	9
2	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry		89
2	J.Atrics	(90)	88
3	W.Maykit		89
4	B.Ender		87
5	D.Tater		90
6	N.Ovtime		87
7	B.Board		88
8	S.Pitt		88
9	M.Well		89
10	V.Crow		92
11	H.Seek		87
12	W.Piece		0
13	B.Board		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	B.Free		0
16	X.Money		0

1	K.Cook		77
2	D.Pipes		61
3	S.Dup		66
4	L.Tarred		60
5	E.Ible		66
6	A.Gravity		58
7	L.Briccant	(59)	78
8	M.Rohsopht		71
9	B.Free		67
10	W.Leggrowbach		81
11	H.Fire		75
12	B.Nessround		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	P.Pantz		0
15	M.Skeeto		0
16	F.Furter		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	MurderOnZidanesFloor	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
5 mins	Leo Tarred	with an own goal
12 mins	Hayden Seek	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
19 mins	Val Crow	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins	Midas Well	from a free kick
32 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Val Crow	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
51 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
59 mins	Lou Briccant	Obstruction
64 mins	Stu Pitt	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Midas Well	with a flick on
79 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Val Crow	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Jerry Atrics	Faking injury

Match Report

Michigan Tech Bobcatd would have trouble hitting a barn door with a banjo which should explain their 10 - 0 defeat by MurderOnZidanesFloor.
What a tactician MurderOnZidanesFloor manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Mr Turbot would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
MurderOnZidanesFloor saw so much of the ball in this game it's a wonder their wives didn't get jealous.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Dwayne Pipes stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. MurderOnZidanesFloor could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
The Michigan Tech Bobcatd have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Michigan Tech Bobcatd look about as convinving playing in the Sweeper formation as they would if boss Ian Plumb sent them out in dresses.
MurderOnZidanesFloor's winning manager Mr Turbot commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Ian Plumb's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
With MurderOnZidanesFloor scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

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