Match Report

	(5) 12	-	(2) 4
Charters Chaps				South Mercia
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Ewan Whatarmy 6, 12, 17, 24, 73 Ed Ible 32 (pen) Ed Jewcation 46, 87 Otto Whackew 52 Ed Ible 58 Andy Gravity 67 (og) Sheeza Freak 80		Harrison Fire 21 Bart Ender 40, 58 Carl Arm 78

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 2 4
62	Possession	38
13	Shots	6
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Ible		87
2	A.Choke		88
3	C.Needzit		85
4	A.Hugnkiss		83
5	S.Urai		72
6	E.Ible		80
7	A.Hassle	(90)	80
8	R.Banks	(60)	76
9	E.Jewcation		89
10	S.Freak		79
11	E.Whatarmy		92
12	C.Mass	(90)	80
13	D.Lect		0
14	A.Tricity		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	C.Lear		74
2	C.Arm		83
3	A.Gravity		59
4	N.Ovtime	(90)	63
5	A.Meway		54
6	T.Burr		78
7	S.Knot		78
8	J.King		58
9	H.Fire		70
10	B.Ender		55
11	J.Case		59
12	D.Druff		0
13	B.Dwyer		0
14	J.Strap		0
15	C.Needzit		0
16	X.Breath		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
12 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a belter from the halfway line
17 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with the bumcheek of God
21 mins	Harrison Fire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a corner
32 mins	Ed Ible	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Bart Ender	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins	Ed Jewcation	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins	Otto Whackew	from a free kick
58 mins	Ed Ible	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins	Bart Ender	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
60 mins	Robin Banks	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Andy Gravity	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
73 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Carl Arm	with a belter from his own half
80 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a free kick
87 mins	Ed Jewcation	from a corner
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Ariel Hassle	A mild concussion

Match Report

Charters Chaps were so good for their 12 - 4 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike South Mercia who were just playing with themselves.
Ainsley Darby would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Casey Needzit was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Ed Jewcation made sure he was owed a few favours by this Charters Chaps team mates with his 2 goal haul.
The South Mercia forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Charters Chaps's Greg Rowley experiment with the 4 3 3 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager Ainsley Darby following this defeat.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Charters Chaps looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 12 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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