Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 12
Hardcore Warriors				MurderOnZidanesFloor
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Hayden Seek 9, 66, 73 Nick Ovtime 16 Val Crow 22 (pen) Bjorn Free 35 Bill Board 42, 47, 54, 60 Stu Pitt 79 Bowen Arrow 85

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	14
13	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum		72
2	V.Lay		68
3	B.Board	(80)	68
4	X.Breath		65
5	V.Veeta		73
6	A.Structible		75
7	S.Urai		78
8	U.Daway	(36)	46
9	E.Dover		64
10	E.Dover		60
11	V.Tire		47
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	J.Nasium		0
15	S.Down		0
16	B.Early		0

1	B.Cherry		88
2	W.Melon		90
3	J.Atrics	(42,77)	82
4	W.Piece		89
5	W.Maykit		90
6	B.Free		89
7	N.Ovtime		87
8	S.Pitt		88
9	B.Board		92
10	V.Crow	(45)	45
11	H.Seek		91
12	B.Ender		0
13	B.Board		0
14	B.Arrow	(45)	88
15	D.Tater		0
16	B.Ding		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Hayden Seek	with a great volley from 10 yards out
16 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
22 mins	Val Crow	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Bjorn Free	with the bumcheek of God
36 mins	Ulee Daway	Unsporting behaviour
42 mins	Jerry Atrics	Repeated fouling
42 mins	Bill Board	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
47 mins	Bill Board	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
54 mins	Bill Board	from a goal kick
60 mins	Bill Board	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
66 mins	Hayden Seek	with a dink right on the goal line
73 mins	Hayden Seek	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
77 mins	Jerry Atrics	Time wasting
79 mins	Stu Pitt	from a goal kick
80 mins	Bill Board	Annoying the referee
85 mins	Bowen Arrow	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

You don't score 256 goals in 21 games and not find yourself staring at a promotion slot. And so it proves to be the case for this impressive-looking side.
Hardcore Warriors are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
With the amount of possession MurderOnZidanesFloor saw it's a wonder the score was only 12 - 0.
Keeper Al Luminum should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Hardcore Warriors goal.
Give the Hardcore Warriors strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 1 3 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Devil Devas most of his squad are best on the bench.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Devil Devas, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
After shipping 0 goals, MurderOnZidanesFloor must have wished that sheer rockface would turn into a yawning chasm and swallow them up.

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Butch Gravelneck

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