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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(2) 6 - (4) 6
Michigan Tech Bobcatd   The Seg
Division Pos:7
  Division Pos:15
 
Goal Scorers
Leo Tarred 13
Wilma Leggrowbach 26, 58, 67, 89
Dwayne Pipes 75  
Warren Piece 8.11 13, 24
Des Buratto 10.19 36, 45
Fletcher Bisceps 9.8 54
Jose Frayed 8.34 77  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1 AttackingFormation2 5 3
51Possession49
8Shots12
6Fouls11
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards1
2Offsides3
PassingStyleLongball
DefensiveInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionNormal
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1K.Cook69
2L.Tarred76
3D.Pipes (57)71
4E.Ible73
5A.Gravity58
6L.Briccant88
7S.Night83
8B.Free69
9R.Banks83
10M.Skeeto62
11W.Leggrowbach83
12H.Fire0
13R.Ingleaves0
14P.Pantz0
15A.Thetires0
16F.Furter0
1M.DeLawn 10.748
2J.Nasium 10.548
3E.Ible (33,64)48
4R.Ingleaves 6.1248
5D.Buratto 10.1948
6B.Crobbery 10.3747
7C.Mass* 6.19 (57)48
8B.Nessround48
9J.Frayed 8.3448
10F.Bisceps 9.848
11W.Piece 8.1148
12O.Whackew 10.460
13B.Nessround 8.220
14J.Nasium 6.340
15M.Labor0
16V.Lay (57)48
 
Time   Person Description
 13 minsLeo Tarredwith a header from the penalty area
 13 minsWarren Piece 8.11with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 24 minsWarren Piece 8.11from a free kick
 26 minsWilma Leggrowbachfrom a goal kick
 33 minsEd IbleObstruction
 36 minsDes Buratto 10.19with a brave flying header
 40 minsKent Cookscuffed a penalty
 45 minsThe Segchanged from Defensive to Attacking
 45 minsDes Buratto 10.19with the hand of God
 54 minsFletcher Bisceps 9.8with a flick on
 57 minsDwayne PipesTime wasting
 57 minsChris Mass* 6.19A broken collar bone
 58 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 64 minsEd IbleRepeated diving
 67 minsWilma Leggrowbachafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 75 minsDwayne Pipeswith a brave flying header
 77 minsJose Frayed 8.34from a goal kick
 89 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
Although not out of trouble by a long stretch of the imagination, Chaz Perkin's side showed today that they have the kind of pluck it's going to take if they're to avoid the drop.
Coach Ian Plumb has his sights set on trophies. If his team can turn one point into three he might actually take them there.
With 1 of the squad not showing up for today's game, coach Ian Plumb gave it his best shot, prayed like hell and took a point home for his trouble.
Money can't buy the kind of form which saw Michigan Tech Bobcatd's Wilma Leggrowbach score with a rocket from outside the penalty area. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 4 times before the final whistle.
The Seg's Chaz Perkin is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I can't work out how Chaz Perkin managed to get out of the game with a point," grunted Michigan Tech Bobcatd's annoyed boss Ian Plumb. "He knows nothing about football, he thinks tactics are tiny breathmints."
Not so much a grand scheme more like a great escape for both sides as they were both extremely lucky to get anything here.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terrence Frisk
 
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Normal Pitch
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