Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(2) 4
Charters Chaps				Ipswich fc
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde 10 (pen), 63 Sheeza Freak 19, 44, 71 (pen) Ed Jewcation 28, 37 Fletcher Bisceps 53, 80 (pen) Ed Ible 90		Winnie Dipoo 15, 55 Otto Whackew 37 (og) Jose Frayed 74

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	5
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		87
2	O.Whackew		68
3	S.Urai		72
4	C.Needzit		81
5	A.Hugnkiss		82
6	F.Bisceps		89
7	E.Ible	(90)	88
8	M.Labor		70
9	E.Jewcation		90
10	L.Lyde		89
11	S.Freak		90
12	E.Whatarmy		0
13	D.Lect		0
14	E.Ible		0
15	A.Hassle		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	L.Tarred		73
2	H.Mungous	(90)	61
3	X.Money		74
4	R.Cranium		61
5	J.Frayed		65
6	C.Arm		62
7	B.Dwyer		74
8	P.Pantz		76
9	E.Ible		63
10	J.Frayed		59
11	W.Dipoo		85
12	W.Maykit		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	E.Roids		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	F.Furter		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Lance Lyde	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from the dressing room
19 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a corner
28 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a spectacular bicycle kick
37 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a great chip from the left wing
37 mins	Otto Whackew	with an own goal
44 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a great chip from the left wing
53 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a great solo effort
63 mins	Lance Lyde	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	Sheeza Freak	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Jose Frayed	from the dressing room
80 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Ed Ible	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Hugh Mungous	Annoying the referee
90 mins	Ed Ible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

After a result like this, Alex Bowyer's side are now hanging in this division by a thread. They must start stringing some wins together if they're to stand any chance of staying up.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Ipswich fc manager Alex Bowyer is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Ariel Hassle missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Ipswich fc's goalie Leo Tarred to keep goldfish.
Scouts were spotted watching Ipswich fc's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Charters Chaps manager Greg Rowley does. But 5 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
If Charters Chaps are this season's runaway train, next week's opposition must be hoping there'll be a derailment soon.
The world of commerce could take a leaf out of Charters Chaps's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

Frozen Pitch