Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(2) 6
South Mercia				FC Star Wars
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Harrison Fire 14, 42, 67 Xavier Money 28 Lou Sirr 55 Chanda Lear 79 (pen)		Kent Cook 27, 36, 62, 70, 79 Kenny Dewitt 87 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
29	Possession	71
7	Shots	19
13	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Lear		82
2	X.Breath		68
3	A.Gravity		70
4	N.Ovtime	(90)	66
5	A.Meway		51
6	J.Case		76
7	A.Hugnkiss		66
8	X.Money		78
9	J.King		68
10	L.Sirr		85
11	H.Fire		91
12	B.Ender		0
13	B.Dwyer		0
14	J.Strap		0
15	C.Needzit		0
16	D.Druff		0

1	R.Sance	78
2	L.Tarred	71
3	S.Urai	79
4	A.Nino	62
5	F.Furter	84
6	K.Dewitt	87
7	A.Kaholic	65
8	P.Zaria	42
9	C.Lear	45
10	K.Cook	92
11	D.Geruss	61
12	D.Buratto	0
13	B.Ender	0
14	D.Lect	0
15	J.Atrics	0
16	S.Freak	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Harrison Fire	from a corner
27 mins	Kent Cook	with the bumcheek of God
28 mins	Xavier Money	with a thunderous shot from distance
36 mins	Kent Cook	with a belter from the halfway line
42 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great chip from the left wing
55 mins	Lou Sirr	with a header from the penalty area
62 mins	Kent Cook	with a great chip from the left wing
67 mins	Harrison Fire	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Kent Cook	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
79 mins	Chanda Lear	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Kent Cook	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
87 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	Repeated diving

Match Report

Both sides looked more than happy to settle for a point each when they ended up even at 6 - 6.
Ainsley Darby must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting South Mercia off training will help.
Dan Druff didn't turn up for South Mercia because he was proving to his girlfriend that he loved her more than football. Although she didn't specify playing or watching.
Kent Cook scored after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat to take his total for the match to 5 goals.
Chanda Lear's penalty for South Mercia was too well taken for the keeper to get a touch to it.
"Well, both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals," explained FC Star Wars manager Joe Bidjoba.
On the strength of this outing, both sides really need to find a ruthless winning streak in their arsenal before their next outing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Normal Pitch